Oh, medical industry. If we didn't feed your ravenous appetite for our cash, who would?
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Exactly why we never point with our fingers. Though come to think of it that might just be me and my friends... hmm.
I also couldn't get through the Twilight series and I will read just about anything. I made it through the 1st book with all of the pent-up enthusiasm of a 14 year old girl, and slogged my way through the 2nd. I gave up partway through the 3rd, when reason and a love for genuine dialogue forced my hand. I feel some shame for having enjoyed the 1st one enough to keep going, but that series was designed for horny 14 year old girls who want to experience lust but are afraid of the reality and I still remember what that feels like.
There are a couple of other books I couldn't finish - Glamorama by Bret Easton Ellis was a stinking pile of poo and it made me angry that he probably made a bunch of money to write it. I hated it so much that it was thrown on my bedroom floor and left unloved and unwanted for months. So many months, in fact, that the library informed me that I was now the proud owner of said book. My rage returned and I went down to the library and paid the $25 fee, then promptly donated the book back to the library. I told them they were welcome to burn it to save others from my fate, but it turns out librarians don't respond well to suggestions of book burning.