Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I realize that your acquaintance was out for adventure, but really, ladies, if he shows up and wants you to do him that way, he should really bring the most beautiful strap-on he can find. A cucumber? Really? Spring for the toy, dude. Spring for dinner. I'm not eating a cucumber once it's been in someone's ass. You just can't peel it enough.
"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine
He could have at least brought two.
And is that a five-star, number one ranking I spy? Congratulations, GayPanda!
It is no secret that I did not care for the Twilight series. That's okay. An author can't please everyone, and sparkly vampires who talk about their feelings just isn't my thing. Plenty of other people enjoyed the series tremendously.
But what is entirely unfair is the delightful moron who gave Twilight a one-star review on Amazon, stating that he/she had not even read it, but was judging the book entirely on its length. In his/her opinion, no good book is over 300 pages. Since Twilight was longer than that, it proved that the book was bad. So, one star it is.
That is insane.
I tried to read the first book twice and failed both times because I found it so awful... but never went on Amazon and rated it badly.
I'm a good person.
No book over 300 pages is good?
The mind BOGGLES!!!
I take it this person is never going to bother with actual literature...
“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.