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    Lady Friend, how can I make a kiddie pool scary?

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    It has no fangs. It has no claws. It has no personality. I am quite flabbergasted, and I don't feel like writing Zombies IV. HELP ME WASTE TIME.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Lady Friend, how can I make a kiddie pool scary?
    You can't make it scary because it's a BLOODY KIDDIE POOL.

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    Panda: "Lady Friend . . . Lady Friend, I think it's looking at us!"
    Lady Friend: "Don't be ridiculous, Panda, it's a bloody kiddie pool. We just have to walk straight past it."
    Panda: "Won't that provoke it?"
    Lady Friend: (impatient sigh) "No. Here I'll go first and . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
    Panda: (in horror) "LADY FRIEND! NOOOOOOO! WHY, GOD, WHY???"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Panda: "Lady Friend . . . Lady Friend, I think it's looking at us!"
    Lady Friend: "Don't be ridiculous, Panda, it's a bloody kiddie pool. We just have to walk straight past it."
    Panda: "Won't that provoke it?"
    Lady Friend: (impatient sigh) "No. Here I'll go first and . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
    Panda: (in horror) "LADY FRIEND! NOOOOOOO! WHY, GOD, WHY???"

    Lady Friend (gets up, dusts off fanny): Hahahaha! Got you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Panda: "Lady Friend . . . Lady Friend, I think it's looking at us!"
    Lady Friend: "Don't be ridiculous, Panda, it's a bloody kiddie pool. We just have to walk straight past it."
    Panda: "Won't that provoke it?"
    Lady Friend: (impatient sigh) "No. Here I'll go first and . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
    Panda: (in horror) "LADY FRIEND! NOOOOOOO! WHY, GOD, WHY???"

    Ducklings, you should know that Gay Panda wrote this, called to tell me about it and then promptly cracked up for a full five minutes. In fact, GP is *still* laughing.

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    Still laughing.

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    In fact, laughing so hard, GP can't talk. I think the "I don't want to write this book" hysteria has set in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Friend View Post
    In fact, laughing so hard, GP can't talk. I think the "I don't want to write this book" hysteria has set in.
    I have to kill a very nice main character in Zombies tomorrow. Let me laugh about Killer Kiddie Pool.

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    "Hey Panda," an intrepid friend pipes in. "I think I see a floater!"

    Scary enough now?
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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