It has no fangs. It has no claws. It has no personality. I am quite flabbergasted, and I don't feel like writing Zombies IV. HELP ME WASTE TIME.
Panda: "Lady Friend . . . Lady Friend, I think it's looking at us!"
Lady Friend: "Don't be ridiculous, Panda, it's a bloody kiddie pool. We just have to walk straight past it."
Panda: "Won't that provoke it?"
Lady Friend: (impatient sigh) "No. Here I'll go first and . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Panda: (in horror) "LADY FRIEND! NOOOOOOO! WHY, GOD, WHY???"