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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    It worked!!! You did internets magics Gay Panda!
    *magical flames of ecstatic bliss for you*
    (they don't always have to be sexual you know...)
    I HAVE THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! Or something.

    That three-way blurb is so bad that I almost want to buy the book in the hopes that the badness continues. Maybe it reflects a failure of imagination on my part that I have never thought of a three-way in such fashion, as a near-magical rite of passage.

    When erotica fails, it fails hard. So hard. * snerk *

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    When erotica fails, it fails hard. So hard. * snerk *
    I seen what you did dere...
    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

    Oscar Wilde

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    In the Category of Erotica Fail: At the peak of ecstasy, your female protagonist screams AAAARRRRRRR! #apparentlysheisapirate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    In the Category of Erotica Fail: At the peak of ecstasy, your female protagonist screams AAAARRRRRRR! #apparentlysheisapirate
    LOL... A lady pirate would make a good story, otherwise. Uhhh... yeah, fail.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    There are so many wonderful Fails to be found on Amazon!!! I finally have something to post about on Twitter, since "Panda is sitting in the recliner." is not a particularly interesting Tweet.

    One lovely author who writes military fiction wrote that anyone who does not buy her books hates America. Yes, HATES it. Do you want to be known as someone who hates America? No? Then you have to buy her books and leave excellent reviews. Leaving anything less than glowing five-star reviews ALSO means that you hate America.

    Do YOU hate AMERICA???

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    well.. i guess i hate america then..

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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    I may have seen this and thought just for a moment about our dearly departed Primal Coach Kitty...




    ... off chasing Poltergeists in the great beyond.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Love the picture and how I MISS that cat. The house doesn't feel right without her stampeding around after Benign Poltergeist.

    On a completely unrelated topic, I discovered a most terrible Erotica Fail on Amazon. As the amorous couple engaged in a feverish bout of wild kissing, they were described as getting 'cockpit crunch'. I do not know what that is, but I hope they get a cream for it.

    And since this journal should have at least a token message about food, last night Lady Friend went to a restaurant that charged $18 for a cheese plate. Upon the plate were three (only THREE) pieces of cheese, and a little garnish. I think for that much money, the cheese should have given her magical powers.

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    And SHAME on you, bloodorchid! You report to Amazon RIGHT THIS INSTANT and buy up every piece of military fiction that you can find!!! Or else you are a COMMIE.

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    Primal Blueprint Expert Certification
    *stomps upstairs*

    *shrieks*

    YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME WHY DO YOU HATE MY FRIENDS THEY'RE NICE YOU'RE JUST MEAN STOP TRYING TO RULE MY LIFE

    *thundering door slam*

    *loud one direction music*
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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