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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigi View Post



    WAKE UP PANDA! COME OUT AND PLAY WITH US!
    omg! Cutest panda butt ever!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigi View Post



    WAKE UP PANDA! COME OUT AND PLAY WITH US!
    ZOMG Who has been sneaking around the Magical Bamboo Forest taking pictures of Gay Panda?!

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    I feel so violated! Stop looking through my bedroom window!

    I'm putting these on my Twitter feed but I will post them here, too. These are Publishing Fails from books currently being sold on Amazon:

    In the Category of Blurb Fail: You spelled summary with an apostrophe. #sum’mary

    In the Category of Erotica Fail: Your protagonist kissed his partner’s G-spot. While she was wearing jeans. #PicassoSex #donttrythisathome

    In the Category of Sales Fail: You brag that your memoir is filled with minor details of your life. And that it is a trilogy. #pleaseGodno

    In the Category of Google Translate Fail (Japanese-English Variety): ‘He continued his breakfast. Dad was tasty.’ #Dadgoeswellwithbacon

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    Sadly, this one is too long for a Tweet. But I cannot let it pass into the night with its glory unsung.

    In the Category of Erotica Blurb Fail: Touching all her senses, the balmy night air and the glowing water swirling around her hips make Julie's initiation into three-way debauchery a near-magical rite of passage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    In the Category of Erotica Blurb Fail: Touching all her senses, the balmy night air and the glowing water swirling around her hips make Julie's initiation into three-way debauchery a near-magical rite of passage.
    Three-way debauchery in glowing water (do we want to know why it glows?) is a rite of passage? Damn, they never told me that in high school! What else am I missing?
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    If there are more than three... the water catches on fire! Magical fire that doesn't burn you, it just looks uber cool.
    Now that's a rite of passage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    If there are more than three... the water catches on fire! Magical fire that doesn't burn you, it just looks uber cool.
    Now that's a rite of passage.
    Yeah, that happens to me ALL the time. It's a curse going through life in a state of ecstatic sexual bliss -
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    ZOMG, Game of Thrones put to the opening theme of Friends!!!

    It is not working when I try to embed it. If you copy/paste

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RnDm...yer_detailpage

    maybe it will work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    ZOMG, Game of Thrones put to the opening theme of Friends!!!

    It is not working when I try to embed it. If you copy/paste

    Game of Thrones - Friends Style Opening - SPOILERS! - YouTube

    maybe it will work.
    It worked!!! You did internets magics Gay Panda!
    *magical flames of ecstatic bliss for you*
    (they don't always have to be sexual you know...)
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