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    {{{Falls over dead}}} Killed by cuteness!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    There have been EIGHT sets of triplets. And too many big babies getting stuck in the chute. Lady Friend is tired of fisting ewes.

    Thank you for wording it like that, Lady Friend. I may have to revoke the 'lady' in your name.
    i hope lady friend bought them dinner first
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    Lady Friend says OF COURSE she bought them dinner before fisting them. It's just good manners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Lady Friend says OF COURSE she bought them dinner before fisting them. It's just good manners.
    She bought them dinner first... she totally gets to keep the "Lady" in Lady Friend. *nods*
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    Cori, I see cute and you see murderous - this could explain many of my bad choices in life.

    As to fisting... ewwww!
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    fisting
    one would actually hope that one had the sheeps permission before said activity took place !!!!!!
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    When it comes to fisting farm animals (during birthing season... I don't know about what some other fools might be doing) the conversation might go something like this...

    "Hello dear, you seem to be in a spot of trouble with this (insert lamb, kid, calf, whatever)... would you prefer to be fisted or would you prefer to possibly die along with your babe?"

    And then they go "Blaaaaaaa" (or some other noise depending on species)

    And you take that as a "HELP me!!!", and dive right in... if it's a cow possibly damn near to your shoulder.
    Now THAT's fisting.
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    Gwamma, it might be tough to distinguish between baaahhh and naaahhh.

    Cori, yes, birthing can be dirty business. Mine was a pun. As in fisting (the human fetish one) - ewww (a play on ewe).

    They used forceps to get me out. I'm so glad I don't remember!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    Gwamma, it might be tough to distinguish between baaahhh and naaahhh.
    I am sure - but once you have got your ear in...................
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    She bought them dinner first... she totally gets to keep the "Lady" in Lady Friend. *nods*
    Agreed.

    Oh ... and SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Lambies!
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