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    Apparently I missed some spam!!! Blast. Time flies when you're knee deep in sheep sh*t. A post about the first mostly disastrous batch of lambs will go up on Pandaloonery once Lady Friend affixes pictures to it for me, which she is doing right now. And then we are off to the pasture for the second time today to bottle-feed a little black lamb named Flopsy. One of his ears won't stand up and he can't figure out where food comes from no matter how many times it is explained to him. So Flopsy needs his bottle.

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    It's up! Complete with a video of The Lamb Who Lived taking his first steps right into a wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    It's up! Complete with a video of The Lamb Who Lived taking his first steps right into a wall.
    the poor babies and poor momma sheep's ladybits

    but mensa <3 agh.. want to cuddle him forever
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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    Ack, the cuuuuuute. It hurts!
    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

    Oscar Wilde

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    I do not often field compliments on my legs, but Flopsy the Lamb offers accolades aplenty. For if he sniffs, snuffles, nuzzles, and rams his hard little head into them, a bottle full of Lamb-Lac descends from the sky to feed him.

    His sister apparently siphoned away all of his IQ points in the womb, for he is a terribly stupid (and terribly cute) lamb with a broken ear, triple the voice volume of an average newborn sheepie, and thinks that milk comes from his mother's rear end. She keeps patiently correcting him and he keeps not getting it and growing increasingly more hysterical from hunger, so the bottle it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigi View Post
    Undignified screaming aside (I'm with you, Lady Friend), I'm glad Moses has found a way out to where he belongs.

    Panda, how goes Lamb Watch 2013??
    Thank you! Is there any other way with spiders other than undignified screaming?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DinoHunter View Post
    Leaving his lil spider nest hidden under the seat ready to hatch when you least expect it.....

    how many baby spiders in a nest?1 billion?.. 2 billion? 3 billion......
    YOU ARE FIRED, DinoHunter, FIRED!!!!

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    Don't worry, Lady Friend.

    Moses was male. He couldn't have hidden a lil spider nest anywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldie View Post
    Don't worry, Lady Friend.

    Moses was male. He couldn't have hidden a lil spider nest anywhere.
    Oh, thank you for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    I do not often field compliments on my legs, but Flopsy the Lamb offers accolades aplenty. For if he sniffs, snuffles, nuzzles, and rams his hard little head into them, a bottle full of Lamb-Lac descends from the sky to feed him.

    His sister apparently siphoned away all of his IQ points in the womb, for he is a terribly stupid (and terribly cute) lamb with a broken ear, triple the voice volume of an average newborn sheepie, and thinks that milk comes from his mother's rear end. She keeps patiently correcting him and he keeps not getting it and growing increasingly more hysterical from hunger, so the bottle it is.
    And he comes when you call, "come here, stupid."

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