Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 571

[Gay Panda]

If mine didn't do gas for cleanings, I simply wouldn't go at all. I had braces for eight years as a cub and the first of my two orthodontists was so incompetent that he collapsed the teeth in my lower jaw.

[Gay Panda]

Well, children, today Gay Panda achieved a new low while having the panda teeth cleaned. Stopping the hygienist in her work, I exclaimed as irately as one can under nitrous, "How DARE you remove my plaque? I spent six months BUILDING that!"

[bloodorchid]

hey, 6 months is a long time

[Sigi]

*pout*
I want this nitrous thing of which you speak.
*more pouting*


I've never had a dentist that offers it. Only nasty injections which make me white-knuckle the chair arms. (I should add my dentist is a very nice if incorrigibly gossipy lady, with delightfully small hands.)

[Lady Friend]

I tried to read it out loud to Lady Friend, but she yelled and ran away.

And I am still running . . .

[Lady Friend]

Well, children, today Gay Panda achieved a new low while having the panda teeth cleaned. Stopping the hygienist in her work, I exclaimed as irately as one can under nitrous, "How DARE you remove my plaque? I spent six months BUILDING that!"

And you neglect to mention you took your Pandapants self out for steak afterwards. And possibly invited me along.

[JoanieL]

If they leave you alone with the nitrous on, you can put your finger on that little hole and get stoneder faster.

[jenn26point2]

If they leave you alone with the nitrous on, you can put your finger on that little hole and get stoneder faster.

lmao

[Siobhan]

How do I find one of these wondrous dentists? Mine has a nasty, bitchy hygienist and no gas. There is no upside to going there.

[jenn26point2]

My hygienist asks so many questions she has to stop all the time so I can answer... and when she's not asking questions she's chattering. But, I guess better a friendly hygienist who strikes up conversation than one who's bitchy.