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  1. #5681
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    holds her.. ears? that.. could hurt
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Yeah, I had to read that one twice. Her ears??? Maybe it's a fetish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    holds her.. ears?

    Makes it easier to steer!

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    lol
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    And then I Googled ear fetish.

    Dear . . . Valhalla. One man gets an umbrella handle just from typing the word EARS. A woman complains that her boyfriend keeps jamming his tongue in her ear while they sin, like he's supplying a wax wash.

    * retreating back to book and Evanescence for the day *

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    poor panda

    i love that you called his excitement an umbrella handle tho
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    To commemorate this learning experience, I plan to incorporate ears and umbrella handles into this chapter I'm writing. Only we will understand the significance.

    I think I lost another of my 50 Shades this morning, at least vicariously.

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    He tried to pee but couldn't...

    I think that it is safe to say that somewhere in that story he contracted an STD.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    I have a term for really bad erotica, written so poorly that you can't tell which end is up on either partner: Picasso Sex. There was a lovely example of this months ago in a book called Vagina Insanity, a sample of which one can view on Amazon. Of course, I would never encourage you to do such a thing, especially those of you on work computers.

    But Gay Panda is not on a work computer.

    Here are some real gems from this book:
    1) "her bosom bumping out of her brassiere"
    2) the smoothly enigmatic shape of the contents of her bra "spurred my phenomena"
    3) our hero is such a contortionist that he manages to kiss her G spot. From behind. While she is wearing jeans.

    Anyway, it's a delightful read for those who need an example of Picasso Sex. (I suspect it was written in another language and shot through a translator.)

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    I tried to read it out loud to Lady Friend, but she yelled and ran away.

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