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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I found out about Kill Everything Tea by accident, by mixing and matching teas. Nearest I can tell from my good friend Google, just about everything in it is anti fungal, antiviral, antibacterial, immune boosting, or all four. Everyone around here I've had use it has had success with it. Supposedly, one coworker had it work on a long term nagging cough, but I can't confirm that.
    I am going to remember this the next time I come down with a Case of the Cooties. Thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    I am going to remember this the next time I come down with a Case of the Cooties. Thank you!
    Does this mean your virus finally packed up and left?
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    Also, the Book Bandit strikes again! If it happens to be a person who reads FABULOUS, I hope you enjoyed all of those books, and now you have your three dollars back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenn26point2 View Post
    Does this mean your virus finally packed up and left?
    It is now waning instead of waxing, and I am relieved. And very behind on work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Also, the Book Bandit strikes again! If it happens to be a person who reads FABULOUS, I hope you enjoyed all of those books, and now you have your three dollars back.
    That's dumb... sorry.

    ps, how do you know they read them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jenn26point2 View Post
    That's dumb... sorry.

    ps, how do you know they read them?
    I have no idea if they did or not!

    Yesterday I found a 285 page book of erotica written entirely in tweets. It was an incredible moment. I insisted on reading a portion of it to Lady Friend, who sadly did not find it as incredible.

    IN TWEETS.

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    i have to say, if someone was reading out loud to me about heaving bosoms and bobbing pink tumescent soda bottles i wouldn't be amazed either
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    As I recall, the first tweet was a visual of his member, describing it as curved like an umbrella handle.

    Um..... yeah, not so erotic.

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    ...the gymnastics required to sex comfortably with an umbrella handle...
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I assume it was adjustable? So there our hero was with his curved manhood, having just exited the bathroom (where a tweet informs us that he had tried, but failed, to pee), and he has scratches on his buttocks like crosswalks. He gazes at his lover and remembers the first time they met in a bar, where he was so overtaken by her beauty that he began to caress his umbrella handle right there in front of everyone. Instead of being disgusted that some strange pervy man is fondling himself in public, the woman licks the rim of her drink and looks at him lasciviously.

    From there, they commit the sin of lust 600 times. He likes to hold her ears when they sin, and she likes to . . . well, I probably shouldn't say any more. And that is all I can tell you, because the reading sample ends right there.

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