Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 567

[Pedidoc]

This virus saps my will to write. And live. But mostly write. Only got through 1,000 words between coughing fits.

* will dedicate book to the person with a magic spell to cure me *

My grandpa swore by equal parts honey, whiskey, and tea.

[Gay Panda]

Oh, no! If Ernest Scared Stupid frightened me (love that movie) then I can't handle Hannibal Lecter. Right now I'm watching Falling Skies (and coughing) and saving Middle Earth on my PS3 (and coughing) and thinking there is nothing sexier than a congested (and coughing) panda. My nose is so bright red that I could lead Santa's sleigh. Except while Santa lubed himself up from his economy jug of Astroglide in preparation to slide down the chimney, Gay Pandeer would stand about on the rooftop coughing and hacking and waking up the children within the house. And Santa only delivers to the homes of sleeping children, so I guess that we can just fly off with the gifts undelivered and sell them on eBay.

Profit!!!

[Gay Panda]

I can cure you but you might not survive or even be a panda. The side effects are many and variable.

That cracked me up. Can I become a Gay Pandeer?

[Gay Panda]

My grandpa swore by equal parts honey, whiskey, and tea.

Will tequila do? I think that's all the alcohol I have in the house, except for a few bottles of wine Mr. Magazine Time gave me long ago.

[bloodorchid]

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila... you're too drunk to notice being sick

[Pedidoc]

Will tequila do? I think that's all the alcohol I have in the house, except for a few bottles of wine Mr. Magazine Time gave me long ago.

Sure, my father in law swears by it!!

[jenn26point2]

This virus saps my will to write. And live. But mostly write. Only got through 1,000 words between coughing fits.

* will dedicate book to the person with a magic spell to cure me *

Naiadknight turned me onto this great concoction that has cured many illnesses in my neck of the woods. Tazo calm tea brewed with a green tea (any green tea will work, but I use Tazo Zen). I have not gotten sick at all this year, my husband kicked something overnight, as did my mother-in-law. Other people have tried it as well and are happy with it's effect, though I don't know how quickly they were "cured". I think there's something in the tea blends that boosts immune function... but I'm not a biochemist, so I have no idea why it really works.

You should try it. And when you feel better, the dedication goes to Jenn Tyler.

[Gay Panda]

Why sleep when you can be awake coughing instead?

[Sabine]

I second Naiadknight's Kill Everything tea. It really works.

[naiadknight]

I found out about Kill Everything Tea by accident, by mixing and matching teas. Nearest I can tell from my good friend Google, just about everything in it is anti fungal, antiviral, antibacterial, immune boosting, or all four. Everyone around here I've had use it has had success with it. Supposedly, one coworker had it work on a long term nagging cough, but I can't confirm that.