Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 562

[Gay Panda]

And I'm sorry, bloodorchid, but if it's not Gangnam Style, it's not dancing. I'd attach the video if I knew the magical tech spell.

[cori93437]

Oh, but I was a very literal panda cub. I thought God kept a gigantic scoreboard with all of our names on it, and tick marks under our names for each sin. He knew all. He saw all. I even found my father's porn stash and reported it dutifully to my mother, so my father could make it right with God and have the tick mark erased.

(I still couldn't stop myself from hiding behind my house and whisper-swearing as much as I could.)

That's so cute.

I borrowed/stole (i believe the correct term is borrow because I traded them out for new ones pretty regularly) mags from my dad's porn stash... then let my brother take the beating when dad found out, and never fessed up that it was actually me so brother wouldn't get in trouble.
Brother continued to deny his thieving... and getting his butt whipped.
I continued to reap the benefits of a family that only ever thought hetero-normative thoughts.

True heathen at heart here, no worries about anyone keeping tabs.

[naiadknight]

I was the kid with (figuratively) huge ears. I picked up every cuss word, but knew better than to ever utter any of them with a country mile of my parents' or teachers' ears. It surprised the hell out of my parents when I yelled "SHIT!" when I jumped off the roof.

[geostump]

I called my the B-itch once to her face. She let me have it and I never apologized. I truly believed that she was one.

[cori93437]

And I'm sorry, bloodorchid, but if it's not Gangnam Style, it's not dancing. I'd attach the video if I knew the magical tech spell.

[Gay Panda]

I kept most of my swears on the inside, but they were always with me. Always. Now I let them flow freely, as God intended.

[geostump]

I kept most of my swears on the inside, but they were always with me. Always. Now I let them flow freely, as God intended.

I never did as a kid and I still don't as an adult. I tone it down at work and mutter stuff under my breath with my phone on mute. I don't care if I swear in front of my kids either.

[naiadknight]

As an adult, I use the word I mean. If I mean "fuck," I use "fuck." That said, in the office, I do tend to silence them (as in, there is a gap and violent head gesture to indicate that you should fill in the blanks.)

[Gay Panda]

Mother Panda said dammit once when I was eight and I almost cried, thinking she was going to hell now.

[cori93437]

I think that that Psy fellow and Ke$ha should get together and do something... it would be interesting.

I cursed as a child. Fluently.
I also called my parents by their first names... father and step-mother that is, never by "dad"or something.

Not really conventional.

I knew not to pull out the swearing in front of other adults though, like at school. That causes trouble.