I'm waiting to see one of these with a good outline of a chubby in the pants... you KNOW it's out there! Hehehehe
Disturbing is correct.
I'm so glad I'm GF... under no circumstances would I put that in my mouth.
And in other semi-related news ... THIS.
First Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea Cases Detected in North America - US News and World Report
I never dated many guys, so I was really low risk anyway for picking something up...
But I'm suddenly really happy to be all married and boring and totally not dating.