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    Quarters, a whoopee cushion, and we're set to go!!!

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    At two in the morning, I awoke with the cheery thought that if ever I find myself in the company of travelers lost high in snowy mountains with dwindling food supplies and no haven in sight, I will be the one who lives the longest because of all the extra layers of flubber on my figure. I will be the lone survivor of this doomed party, stumbling weakly to a ski lodge at long last, to be feted by Oprah and millions captivated by my horrific tale that I will release one detail at a time in order to stretch my fifteen minutes to their utmost.

    At three in the morning, I realized however that my strength is also my weakness. For this company of travelers will surely not go quietly into the night in the dank of the cave where we have taken refuge. Their emaciated spirits will in time observe that Gay Panda's rump, tenderized by quarters flung by legions of admirers, would be a most succulent addition to the menu. One that will last and last and last while they hope for rescue. And so they will gang up and decide the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, and close in on me with their titanium travel sporks brandished.

    In conclusion, since it is not my wish to die by spork*, I must make myself less appetizing to cannibals. So begins another day of primal eating and a visit to Lonely Treadmill.
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    UPDATE: (in explanation of *)

    * A spaceship falling on me would make for a much more fascinating demise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    In conclusion, since it is not my wish to die by spork*, I must make myself less appealing to cannibals. So begins another day of primal eating and a visit to Lonely Treadmill.
    You are seriously the weirdest Panda I know.

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    ... has a sudden urge to send Panda a pair of those sweat pants that say JUICY across the tush.
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    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Dying by spork would be pretty newsworthy.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    Exercise completed.
    Cannibals averted.

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    GP in order to run faster maybe you need the app Zombie Run. It like being involved in a story on the treadmill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Friend View Post
    You are seriously the weirdest Panda I know.
    You know more than one Panda?
    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigi View Post
    You know more than one Panda?
    Well, I have had the misfortune of meeting most of the Panda clan. Speaking of which, I suppose I'll amend my previous statement as follows:

    "You are seriously the weirdest* Panda I know.

    *of the good kind of weird."

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