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    Gay Panda has a rump so tight that one could bounce a quarter off it, if one was so inclined. It makes for a neat party trick, especially for an introvert who never has any idea how to grow the seeds of small talk into a flowering conversation. Who wouldn’t be more intrigued by the challenge of a roll of quarters and a tight rump than the polite titter of what-do-you-do-oh-how-interesting? When I get trapped in those painfully dull conversations, I redo them in my head to stay awake. Sure, Mr. Pibbles might be the executive officer for Window Blinds ‘R Us, but he also can pee the first line of The Iliad* in the snow off one pitcher of cheap ale. That he can’t bring up, but it is infinitely more interesting.

    Of course, my rump is not this tight yet, so offering people the roll of quarters with which to test its tautness is premature. I will have to get back on the treadmill and am currently flailing for motivation, and envisioning the panda rump as the centerpiece** of a far more interesting party may work for today.
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    UPDATE: (in explanation of * and **)

    * In the original Greek, thankyouverymuch.

    ** Actually, that thought is just really disturbing.

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    Where's that danged like button??
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    Quote Originally Posted by jenn26point2 View Post
    Where's that danged like button??
    Right on the tight panda rump that exists only in Imaginary Land!!!

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    Slap it, Jenn!

    Oh my gosh, did I type that?!? This thread is a bad influence on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sabine View Post
    Slap it, Jenn!

    Oh my gosh, did I type that?!? This thread is a bad influence on me.
    lmao
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    Hey, I DO have a rump that one can bounce quarters on...or off. Must find a roll somewhere, I'm going to a party tomorrow.
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    I have a sudden urge to meet Siobhan in person ...
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    And if I ever meet Panda in person I'm going to break the ice of awkwardness by pulling out a handful of quarters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    And if I ever meet Panda in person I'm going to break the ice of awkwardness by pulling out a handful of quarters.
    Er, from where will you pull them?
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