Gay Panda's Favorite Black Friday Entertainment is not shopping for the hottest deals, but scanning the news eagerly for new or updated articles about the usual Black Friday shopping chaos.
I should hang my head in shame for doing this, but instead I will report the latest:
1. A pushing and screaming mob being prevented by security from stampeding into a Victoria's Secret. (and there's video! look on Salon.com)
2. A line cutter punched a man in the face at a Texas Sears and promptly got a gun pulled on him. After hiding behind a refrigerator, he fled the store.
3. A gang fight complete with pepper spray at a mall in Michigan. (Two arrested.)
4. A clawing, shoving, howling horde of hair-pulling humanity besieged a Georgia Wal-mart, grabbing boxes from shelves and directly out of people's arms. The screaming broke the sound barrier in the truly disturbing video.
yeah you are
if you think about it, any box could have vibrators in it
“If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde
No wonder so many children are messed up.....
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.