Activities Gay Panda Has To Do Calmly And Peacefully Today (under threat of whiplash and writer's block):
1. Find the kitchen. It used to have counters.
2. Climb Laundry Mountain.
3. Cheer up Lonely Treadmill with a visit.
4. Do a pagan raindance so Lady Friend can't abduct me to an art show.
Blech to all of it. Calmly and peacefully, blechhhhh.