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    November 10th: Inspirational Moments

    In silence, I hear the secrets of the Universe.

    RESOLVE: So true.
    GAY PANDA: Here, I know the second part of this affirmation: and then I take my meds and stop hearing what isn’t there. What’s coming out of the printer?
    RESOLVE: My new spreadsheets.
    DEBAUCHERY: NO FAIR!!! I WORKED REALLY HARD ON UPDATING YOURS AND KEPT PANDA ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW WHILE YOU WERE IN THE GARBAGE CAN!!!
    REMORSE: You spelled cookie with an R.
    DEBAUCHERY: BECAUSE IT HAS AN R!!! RIGHT AFTER THE ASTERISK!!!

    RESOLVE: Who is holding the Oscar, Debauchery? And who is still stuck in a doughnut? Panda, get on the treadmill.
    GAY PANDA: But it makes noise that blots out of the secrets of the Universe! Why is that my affirmation? It's dumb.
    RESOLVE: Be silent. Good. Now what wisdom is the universe telling you- Debauchery!
    DEBAUCHERY: I HAVE GAS!!! IT WAS JUST A LITTLE ONE!!!
    GAY PANDA: Ugh! Everyone out of the journal until it clears.

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    and then I take my meds and stop hearing what isn’t there.
    so true
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaeVynn View Post
    Solution: throw rib roast in crockpot, get back to editing. Or, send Lady Friend out for nachos.

    I find crock pots to be wonderful.
    And guess who got sent out for nachos?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Friend View Post
    And guess who got sent out for nachos?!?
    Nachos are an integral part of a primal diet!!!

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    Thinly sliced jicama, topped with beef and spices, melted cheese, guacamole, and onions. Sounds pretty primal to me! Who needs corn chips and Velveeta?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sabine View Post
    Thinly sliced jicama, topped with beef and spices, melted cheese, guacamole, and onions. Sounds pretty primal to me! Who needs corn chips and Velveeta?
    Oh, yum, them sounds like my kind o' nachos!!

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    November 11th: Inspirational Moments

    I hold the keys to my destiny.

    RESOLVE: So true.
    GAY PANDA: Which keys are those? My ring only has a key to the Pandamobile and one for my house. Are they invisible?
    REMORSE: Metaphorical? I don’t know.
    DEBAUCHERY: OH, I DIDN’T LIKE THOSE ON MY SATS!!! IF KEYS ARE TO DESTINY THEN PANDA IS TO---

    GAY PANDA: That’s an analogy, Debauchery. You took the SATs?
    DEBAUCHERY: SURE!!! I GOT A PERFECT SCORE IN MATH BECAUSE I’M REALLY GOOD AT WORD PROBLEMS!!! ‘‘‘IF DEBAUCHERY POLEDANCES THREE TIMES TO TOXIC AND ONE TIME TO FUNKY TOWN, HOW MANY DOLLARS DOES SHE EARN???’’’
    GAY PANDA: Yeah, I must have missed that one. Along with everyone else.

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    $7,000. And one shiner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabine View Post
    $70. And one Shriner.
    FTFY. (lol)
    Last edited by cori93437; 11-11-2012 at 02:11 PM.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    The Debauchery I know got paid to put her clothes back on and a visit by the cops. So, $50, less $1500 court fees, equals -$1450.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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