Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 498

[bloodorchid]

*snort* haha

welcome back debauchery

[spughy]

Is it wrong that in my mind, Debauchery looks like a chubby Betty White?

[naiadknight]

Mine looks like a cross between the blue fairy from Sleeping Beauty and one of my best friend's growing up. Granted, said friend played my shoulder devil on more than one occasion...

[Sabine]

It DOES count, Debauchery, it does.

[jenn26point2]

Betty White... bwahahahahaha

[Gay Panda]

November 9th: Inspirational Moments

I’ll know that I’m going in the right direction as I eat my sirloin.

DEBAUCHERY: WHAT??? WHAT KIND OF AFFIRMATION IS THAT??? WHERE'S RESOLVE???
REMORSE: It's the best I could do on short notice after Panda put her in the trash last night. Weren't you there?
DEBAUCHERY: NO, I WAS MAKING HOUSE CALLS TO EVERYONE ON THIS WHIPLASH LIST I FOUND!!! WE HAD A GREAT TIME, DIDN'T WE, PEOPLE???
REMORSE: Resolve was shouting, "Do it JOYFULLY!" as Panda rolled the trashcans to the curb, and then Panda put her in the recycling can joyfully and walked away.

DEBAUCHERY: DOES THIS MEAN I'M IN CHARGE OF THE PRIMAL SPREADSHEETS??? HOORAY!!! OH, WOW!!! THESE ARE SO BORING!!! TWINKIES AREN'T EVEN ON HERE!!! GIVE ME A PEN!!!
REMORSE: No.
DEBAUCHERY: WHAT??? NO POTATOES??? NO ICE CREAM??? WHERE THE HELL DID PANDA FIND THIS PRIMAL THING??? WHAT A KILLJOY!!! WELL, I'LL JUST ADD A FEW THINGS TO BRIGHTEN UP THIS MENU!!!
GAY PANDA: Good morning. Valhalla, I woke up with hungry faces on my feelings charts. What should we have?
DEBAUCHERY: CHOCOLATE SUNDAES ARE PRIMAL NOW!!!
GAY PANDA: Really? You know, I have an inkling that you might be wrong.
DEBAUCHERY: NO HONEST IT WAS ADDED JUST LAST NIGHT!!! YAY!!!
GAY PANDA: But you'd think there would be an announcement on the MDA homepage! I don't see anything. I'll just have an omelet and string cheese.
DEBAUCHERY: BUT WE READ TOGETHER HOW CHOCOLATE IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEART!!! YOU NEED TO HAVE CHOCOLATE OR YOUR HEART WILL UNFOLD!!!
GAY PANDA: It will do what?
REMORSE: Debauchery thinks we're made of origami. Just nod along. We've never convinced her otherwise.

GAY PANDA: All right, string cheese, omelet, and two squares of chocolate. Primal and my heart will not unfold.
DEBAUCHERY: DO YOU HEAR THUMPING???
REMORSE: Ah, it's Resolve. Out of the can and knocking sternly on the window.
DEBAUCHERY: NO, DON'T LET HER IN!!! I'M STILL TRYING TO SPELL COOKIE ON THE SPREADSHEETS!!! NONONO---AWWWW!!!
RESOLVE: Give me those!

[jenn26point2]

oh what a great episode!! You should do a mini-series, Panda...

[Kymma]

I've stumbled upon a word smith! And he's a panda! Sweet! I can't wait to read more of your musings and the saga of those folks you live with!

[Gay Panda]

I've stumbled upon a word smith! And he's a panda! Sweet! I can't wait to read more of your musings and the saga of those folks you live with!

Hi, Kymma! Welcome to nearly 500 pages of random babble!

[Sigi]

DEBAUCHERY: NO, I WAS MAKING HOUSE CALLS TO EVERYONE ON THIS WHIPLASH LIST I FOUND!!! WE HAD A GREAT TIME, DIDN'T WE, PEOPLE???

Yes we did, Debauchery. Yes we did.
*wavers between clutching head and clutching belly*