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    welcome back debauchery
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Is it wrong that in my mind, Debauchery looks like a chubby Betty White?

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    Mine looks like a cross between the blue fairy from Sleeping Beauty and one of my best friend's growing up. Granted, said friend played my shoulder devil on more than one occasion...
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    It DOES count, Debauchery, it does.

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    Betty White... bwahahahahaha
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    November 9th: Inspirational Moments

    Quote Originally Posted by Mar00y View Post
    Iíll know that Iím going in the right direction as I eat my sirloin.
    DEBAUCHERY: WHAT??? WHAT KIND OF AFFIRMATION IS THAT??? WHERE'S RESOLVE???
    REMORSE: It's the best I could do on short notice after Panda put her in the trash last night. Weren't you there?
    DEBAUCHERY: NO, I WAS MAKING HOUSE CALLS TO EVERYONE ON THIS WHIPLASH LIST I FOUND!!! WE HAD A GREAT TIME, DIDN'T WE, PEOPLE???
    REMORSE: Resolve was shouting, "Do it JOYFULLY!" as Panda rolled the trashcans to the curb, and then Panda put her in the recycling can joyfully and walked away.

    DEBAUCHERY: DOES THIS MEAN I'M IN CHARGE OF THE PRIMAL SPREADSHEETS??? HOORAY!!! OH, WOW!!! THESE ARE SO BORING!!! TWINKIES AREN'T EVEN ON HERE!!! GIVE ME A PEN!!!
    REMORSE: No.
    DEBAUCHERY: WHAT??? NO POTATOES??? NO ICE CREAM??? WHERE THE HELL DID PANDA FIND THIS PRIMAL THING??? WHAT A KILLJOY!!! WELL, I'LL JUST ADD A FEW THINGS TO BRIGHTEN UP THIS MENU!!!
    GAY PANDA: Good morning. Valhalla, I woke up with hungry faces on my feelings charts. What should we have?
    DEBAUCHERY: CHOCOLATE SUNDAES ARE PRIMAL NOW!!!
    GAY PANDA: Really? You know, I have an inkling that you might be wrong.
    DEBAUCHERY: NO HONEST IT WAS ADDED JUST LAST NIGHT!!! YAY!!!
    GAY PANDA: But you'd think there would be an announcement on the MDA homepage! I don't see anything. I'll just have an omelet and string cheese.
    DEBAUCHERY: BUT WE READ TOGETHER HOW CHOCOLATE IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEART!!! YOU NEED TO HAVE CHOCOLATE OR YOUR HEART WILL UNFOLD!!!
    GAY PANDA: It will do what?
    REMORSE: Debauchery thinks we're made of origami. Just nod along. We've never convinced her otherwise.

    GAY PANDA: All right, string cheese, omelet, and two squares of chocolate. Primal and my heart will not unfold.
    DEBAUCHERY: DO YOU HEAR THUMPING???
    REMORSE: Ah, it's Resolve. Out of the can and knocking sternly on the window.
    DEBAUCHERY: NO, DON'T LET HER IN!!! I'M STILL TRYING TO SPELL COOKIE ON THE SPREADSHEETS!!! NONONO---AWWWW!!!
    RESOLVE: Give me those!

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    oh what a great episode!! You should do a mini-series, Panda...
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    I've stumbled upon a word smith! And he's a panda! Sweet! I can't wait to read more of your musings and the saga of those folks you live with!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymma View Post
    I've stumbled upon a word smith! And he's a panda! Sweet! I can't wait to read more of your musings and the saga of those folks you live with!
    Hi, Kymma! Welcome to nearly 500 pages of random babble!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    DEBAUCHERY: NO, I WAS MAKING HOUSE CALLS TO EVERYONE ON THIS WHIPLASH LIST I FOUND!!! WE HAD A GREAT TIME, DIDN'T WE, PEOPLE???
    Yes we did, Debauchery. Yes we did.
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    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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