Hop on your treadmill Panda!
Winencandy went shopping at Smashwords!
Runefool
Toys
Mother's Little Helpers
The Sigils I
The Sigils II
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I'm thrilled that you enjoyed the first volume of The Sigils!!!!!!!! While I was writing it, I had nightmares that Kalanthe was chasing me around and trying to steal my soul.
I've never seen Mean Girls, so I looked it up on Netflix and I'm Instant Streaming it right now!
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Hop on your treadmill Panda!
Winencandy went shopping at Smashwords!
Runefool
Toys
Mother's Little Helpers
The Sigils I
The Sigils II
"Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be." Kurt Vonnegut
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams
"Moderation sucks." Suse
"Wine is a vegetable." Meaty
"Every decision you make, from what you eat to what you do with your time tonight, turns you into who you are tomorrow and the day after that." Cmdr Chris Hadfield
Winencandy
There should be a little green smiley, for envy.
Debauchery made a quick trip up to Canada and dragged me into eating not one, but TWO pieces of gluten-free angel food cake with whipped cream and saskatoon berries on Saturday night along with a piece of fudge and multiple glasses of mead. Panda, you and R&R really need to hide her passport.
“If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde
Owly's Journal
While she was in Canada she also paid me a visit.
Damage: wine (lots), cheesecake (2x), Nibs, movie popcorn, and a Grande $tarbucks Chai Latte
"Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be." Kurt Vonnegut
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams
"Moderation sucks." Suse
"Wine is a vegetable." Meaty
"Every decision you make, from what you eat to what you do with your time tonight, turns you into who you are tomorrow and the day after that." Cmdr Chris Hadfield
Winencandy
Someone should report her to border services. With the doughnut tutu and the tin foil Oscar, she shouldn't be that hard to identify.
“If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde
Owly's Journal
I talk to a customs lady at the US-Canada border occasionally regarding work, I'll ask if she's seen any fairy-types come through.
If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.
Nope, she flew the coop and came down to TX. Damages: 1 cherry turnover, a cubic ton of Rice Krispies treat, and french bread.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
November 5th - Inspirational Moments
I effortlessly reach my goals.
GAY PANDA: What the hell? What kind of an affirmation is that?!
REMORSE: I think it’s a visualization exercise, not an affirmation.
GAY PANDA: But it’s listed here under affirmations.
DEBAUCHERY: EATING MY WAY OUT OF THIS DOUGHNUT WOULD BE EFFORTLESS!!! SEE???
REMORSE: Oh dear. Resolve is taping her mouth shut. It’s just supposed to be motivational, Panda. You aren’t supposed to look at it that deeply.
GAY PANDA: But it’s ridiculous. If I effortlessly reached my goals, this journal would never have needed to exist to start with!
REMORSE: And you just ended a sentence with with.
DEBAUCHERY: MMM-MMM-MMMUUUTTTTHHHRRMMMMM!!!
REMORSE: I know. It’s shocking.
RESOLVE: Ground yourself, Panda. Close your eyes and feel your roots extend to the very center of the earth, connecting you to one and all through the vibrations of our souls, and say I effortlessly reach my goals.
GAY PANDA: Weight loss is not effortless. Hating hippie affirmations is.
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