Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 491

[Sigi]

All caught up...
This page was my first stop of course.

Cori's back! How are you doing, Cori?

[RaeVynn]

We had lamb for the first time last night.

I paused, and thought for a moment about Sexy and I Know It's troubles, laughed, and kept eating.

"Dietary Charlie Sheen"... yup, that makes me laugh, too!

[winencandy]

I need Resolve's help with sugar.
My Dragon wants/needs sugar.
She thinks about it all the time
But she REALLY NEEDS it between 4 and 7pm.

Today the Dragon was satisfied with 2 glasses of red wine (does that count as sugar?) and a drizzle of pure maple syrup with the baked apple and Mascarpone cheese.

I said NO to the chocolate and the Real Fruit Gummies, even when my back was hurting.
And I have left the large bowl of Halloween treats alone!

[Gay Panda]

November 3rd: Inspirational Moments

The best way out is through.

RESOLVE: So true.
DEBAUCHERY: LIKE WITH DOUGHNUTS!!! I FIT RIGHT THROUGH THEM, SEE??? UM . . . LITTLE HELP???
RESOLVE: This is why Gay Panda put me in charge, Debauchery. You can’t fly through doughnut holes any longer. Pull her other arm, Remorse.
DEBAUCHERY: OOOOOWWW!!! STOP!!! I’LL JUST EAT MY WAY OUT!!! DOUGHNUTS ARE PRIMAL!!! OOWWWWWW!!!
RESOLVE: Doughnuts are not primal.
GAY PANDA: Wow, she’s really wedged in there. Let me try.
DEBAUCHERY: OOWOWOWWWWW!!!

REMORSE: Nope. Shouldn’t have tempted fate, Debauchery. You’re stuck in the doughnut.
RESOLVE: There’s an object lesson in here for Panda. Spot it?
GAY PANDA: Don’t ask me questions. I can’t think through these cravings kicked up from the restaurant on Halloween.
REMORSE: You spotted it and just don’t want to admit it. One day this might be you and the doorway, Panda. Just like Pooh Bear and the rabbit hole.
GAY PANDA: Wow, I think that’s a little overboard.
REMORSE: I have to be overboard. You’re driving past your favorite Mexican restaurant today. Don’t let Debauchery turn the wheel.
GAY PANDA: She can’t drive. She’s stuck in a doughnut. So we're safe!

[Gay Panda]

All caught up...
This page was my first stop of course.

Hi cori!!! How are you doing?

[Owly]

I now have a wonderful image of Debauchery doing the Dance of the Sugar Plum fairy with a doughnut tutu.

[Owly]

Also, yay! Cori's back!

[Gay Panda]

And Cori's gone again! CORI!!! HOW ARE YOU DOING?!?!??

[Gay Panda]

Domestic sheep are one of those animals that really truly wouldn't exist without human help (and subsequent human consumption).

Friends who own a farm up-island have sheep. One year, the ram failed spectacularly and NO lambs happened the next spring (in retrospect, the farmer now thinks it was because it was too cold to shear before mating season and there was too much fluff in the way). But at the time, the ram was viewed as a failure and a replacement was brought in. Unfortunately the failure ram was left there. When the new ram came in, he was all business too - but the first order of business was removing the competition. While wild sheep have experience and the neck and cranium to deal with it, domestic sheep, left with the instinct to back up then run as fast as possible at each other with their heads down, do not engage in ramming speed with much overall success. After one smash-up, the failure ram keeled over and then died a few days later of internal injuries.

How interesting! Lady Friend's sheep don't have an issue with ramming speed and cranium damage, but wow, the wool! They HAVE to be shorn and totally depend on humans for that.

In other Sheep News, Business Man is still alive! I was a little worried as we drove to the pasture, but the Amazon Tribe of Ewes have not taken him down (yet). He is very interested in the lady sheep, but I can't say from what I saw today that they were very interested back. Love or alfalfa, love or alfalfa . . . ALFALFA!!!

[Lady Friend]

Yay!!! Running is an Achievement of Movement!!!

Lady Friend, you inspire us all.

Oh, bloody hell.