Primal since March 5, 2012
SW: 221 | CW: 204 | LPW: 166 | UGW: 140 (80 lbs loss)
GP, you never fail!
Well, at least not at writing...
Are nail brushes a sort of starter bdsm prop for people who are too timid to go right for the hairbrush on the first try? Inquiring minds want to know.
“If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde
I'm DYING here!!! hahahhaaaa..
Taking Engrish to another whole level...
I found something that I NEED to share here...
Some will love it, some will hate it.
Some may even hate me!
But, since I had to see it... you all need to see it too.
That's right ladies and gents!
It's a "50 Shades of Gray Bachelorette Cake"
Evidently this is a thing now.
Were I invited to that particular bachelorette party an argument about morals, stalking/abuse, and bad writing may have ensued.
And I would NOT have eaten the cake...
I love that thing about as much as THIS CAT loves its inflatable unicorn horn...
“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.
50 Shades of Speechless, Cori. You cruel, cruel woman, you.
There is something just so wrong about those nipples.
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Honey, that goes beyond eunuch. He appears to be missing half his pelvis.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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