Note: Green creme eggs=massive raging headache I will not be able to eat the second one. Middle son will happily take care of that one for me. Can't wait until he bites into it and sees that it is green inside.
I'm a 39 y/o mother of 3 sons ages 12, 14, and 15
SW: 223 June 2012
CW: 191.4 April 21 2013
TWL2D: 32 lbs
Primal Goals: to feel healthier, fitter, and sexier than ever before
Favourite primal resources: The Food Lovers Make it Paleo cookbook, Practical Paleo by Diane Sanfilippo, The Food Lovers Kitchen, Primal Kitchen: A Family Grokumentary and of course Mark's Daily Apple!
And now for an episode of Cooking FABULOUSLY with Gay Panda:
Since NaNoWriMo continues to run my life, children, we'll keep this cooking lesson short.
Never make Pork Stuffed Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Peppers with a paper cut.
That is all.*
“If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde
Yeah, habanero poppers, while very tasty, are not conducive to removing contacts or later pleasurable activities.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
Ohhh... pepper stories!
Once, long ago I was making a pot of white beans.
As any good "southern girl" knows, one must season a pot of white beans with several things... including one dried red chili pepper.
Well, as a good industrious "southern girl" I grew my own in the garden, and strung them by hand to dry for storage...
When one was needed you just snipped it away from the string.
Then snipped it into the pot... with kitchen scissors.
This had always been the way.
Does anyone see the problem?
Those scissors caught the edge of a seed, and flipped it up... into my EYE!
Where it stuck. While I screamed.
And jumped up and down flapping my hands.
And told people "Don't you DARE touch me!!!"
At some point I stuck my head in the sink and turned the faucet on aimed right at my eye.
But, I eventually had to pry my own eye open, with my hands shaking, and dig that seed out.
I stopped snipping those dammed peppers with SCISSORS!
Also... Panda... Stop by my Journal and commiserate with me on my lack of joyous carbohydrate options.
“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.
my primal journal: