Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 452

[Goldie]

GP, what do you read to curb carb cravings? I imagine that the Donner party snacks were pretty lean and definitely no-carb.

[unsuperb]

UPDATE: (in explanation of *)

* Nevada, your roadwork that stretched from one side of the state to the other and had Reno at a standstill made me circle all sorts of faces on my feelings charts, with the exception of the happy ones. You're not even doing anything in those constant fifteen mile stretches of orange road cans and DOUBLE PENALTY warning signs for driving over 55.

Wait, WAIT?! They're STILL doing that shit?!

[primal me]

Note: Green creme eggs=massive raging headache I will not be able to eat the second one. Middle son will happily take care of that one for me. Can't wait until he bites into it and sees that it is green inside.

[Gay Panda]

And now for an episode of Cooking FABULOUSLY with Gay Panda:

Since NaNoWriMo continues to run my life, children, we'll keep this cooking lesson short.

Never make Pork Stuffed Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Peppers with a paper cut.

That is all.*

[Gay Panda]

UPDATE: (in explanation of *)

* Did I say that was all**? I meant to yell OWOWOW.

[Gay Panda]

UPDATE: (in explanation of **)

** How did I get a paper cut when I write on a laptop, you ask? I don't know either.

[Owly]

And now for an episode of Cooking FABULOUSLY with Gay Panda:

Since NaNoWriMo continues to run my life, children, we'll keep this cooking lesson short.

Never make Pork Stuffed Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Peppers with a paper cut.

That is all.*

A friend of mine once cut some hot peppers and then later that evening touched her ladybits. 'Nuff said.

And no, by "a friend" I do not mean myself. Although it may only be by pure luck that I haven't done something similar.

[naiadknight]

Yeah, habanero poppers, while very tasty, are not conducive to removing contacts or later pleasurable activities.

[cori93437]

Ohhh... pepper stories!

Once, long ago I was making a pot of white beans.
As any good "southern girl" knows, one must season a pot of white beans with several things... including one dried red chili pepper.
Well, as a good industrious "southern girl" I grew my own in the garden, and strung them by hand to dry for storage...
When one was needed you just snipped it away from the string.
Then snipped it into the pot... with kitchen scissors.
This had always been the way.
Does anyone see the problem?

Those scissors caught the edge of a seed, and flipped it up... into my EYE!
Where it stuck. While I screamed.
And jumped up and down flapping my hands.
And told people "Don't you DARE touch me!!!"
At some point I stuck my head in the sink and turned the faucet on aimed right at my eye.
But, I eventually had to pry my own eye open, with my hands shaking, and dig that seed out.
Ouch.

I stopped snipping those dammed peppers with SCISSORS!

Also... Panda... Stop by my Journal and commiserate with me on my lack of joyous carbohydrate options.

[Saoirse]

A friend of mine once cut some hot peppers and then later that evening touched her ladybits. 'Nuff said.

And no, by "a friend" I do not mean myself. Although it may only be by pure luck that I haven't done something similar.

oh my. i've done that.