I've never flossed in my life. I've never wanted to either. Now, armed with the knowledge you present to us, I shall never even bother.
Also, my mum bought me a pair of screme eggs today. Being the less-than-primal piggy I am, I scoffed them both and they were green and lovely. And I thought you should know that I thought of you as I ate them, and even took a photo for you! xD
And I'm now painfully aware that my desk needs cleaning xD