Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 449

[naiadknight]

GP- I had a hard of hearing joust earlier today that was funny AFTER the fact.
A coworker of mine is very hard of hearing, to the point that she finds it easier to read lips than try and parse the sounds. I apparently have some sort of accent that makes her ears useless and I wasn't completely facing her, making lip reading difficult. (In my defense, that's when she told me about the hearing difficulty and I tried to enunciate more clearly and face her more squarely then.)
I neglected to tell her that my ears aren't that great either, and she has a combination of a West Texas drawl and the deaf voice, meaning I have trouble picking out her words at ALL unless I'm facing her square on (subconscious lip reading.)
We had an Abbott and Costello moment in her office, I shit you not. "Who's this PO number for?"
"No, we don't have Hughes as a customer."
No, the PO number, who's it for?"
"Not Hughs, that number's for *gobbledygook*"
"Who's that?"
etcetera, etcetera

[Gay Panda]

CRIME: Shared same space-time with some of Lady Friend's mashed potatoes.

DEFENSE: Noticing how I was leering at them, she pushed the plate in my direction. Gay Panda is only capable of resisting so much temptation for so long.

PUNISHMENT: Bloat. As always.

I love you, potatoes. But you loathe me.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

I would say you're completely innocent here GP, I think LF could get hit up with contributing to the delinquency of a Panda though...or entrapment.

[Owly]

*hides lunchtime potatoes behind back*

Nothing to see here. Nothing at all.

[cori93437]

POTATOES are EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.... and they will try to kill me.
Must not eat potatoes. Or sweet potatoes. Or a million other things.

I'm with you, Panda.
I'm with you!
Except that if I eat them... instead of bloat... I will gestate a spiny crystallized spacerock in my kidney, and birth it though my urethra...
And Chocolate will do the same thing to me... and FML!

Yes... I'm going to whine about this at every available opportunity for like a month!

Just Say "NO" to the Po-ta-TO!

[Owly]

I will sacrifice myself for the good of you all by reducing the world supply of potatoes and chocolate.

[DinoHunter]

Im already working on the chocolate to help save you all...

Mmmmm Raspberry Chocolate Cheesecake..... Nom Nom Nom

[naiadknight]

I'll help deplete the chocolate supply. Well, I already am, but that's beside the point.

[cori93437]

Yes, please... eat it ALL.... SAVE meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Can I just add that next time husband decides he wants to eat chocolate in front of me there is going to be a THROW DOWN!

[winencandy]

I'm working my way through a bag of dark chocolate Lindt Lindor balls .

Just for you cori. Just for you.



5 down, 8 to go.
It's hard, but for you cori, I'll do it