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[Gay Panda]

Gay Panda how did the transfer go im on the edge of my seat .also killing a chicken for food is not fun it is so much easier to buy it already done pluckig feathers is a horrible job .i have had cickens and they allways live out there lives to the end in comfort noisy or not

I have to wait until nightfall before I can do it! It's still early in the afternoon in my time zone. She was oddly quiet all morning (perhaps she suspects), making me feel guilty, and then noisy all afternoon, making me resolved in my decision. If I lived in the country with no neighbors and had double-paned windows, I'd keep her. But it's hypocritical of me to criticize my neighbors for their noisy canines when I've acquired a noisy chicken. So she will live out her life making noise running around at my friend's place instead.

[Gay Panda]

Day Four of Gay Panda's 30-Day Challenge

A: Read. Today the winds were young. Is there seriously going to be a mention of the wind 1-2 times every 4 pages of this book? And how does one tell the age of a wind? A few days ago they were ancient, and nothing in the plot explains how this changed. CHECK.

B: Exercise. Walked on the primal treadmill with 3 short sprints and hunted for the kitty to do heavy lifting. She had hidden after hearing Katy Perry on my iPhone. I changed the music to Ke$ha and she appeared, so I scooped her up and sang Take It Off with forced gusto to make her purr. Perhaps it is just sour grapes, since many more people would line up to see Ke$ha take it off than Gay Panda. Ugh, and I stretched. CHECK.

C: Agents. Successfully avoided for a fourth day. A guilt trip is beginning.

D: Floss. That belongs to tomorrow.

It is almost time to shackle Cruciatus and move her, and I will update you all tomorrow! Good night!

[ottercat]

Perhaps it is just sour grapes, since many more people would line up to see Ke$ha take it off than Gay Panda. Ugh, and I stretched

I dunno, man. The first time I saw the Tik-Tok video, my first reaction was, "Geez, I don't even want to know what you smell like!"
Or maybe these are the women Disgusting Rob is so famously trysting with...

[bloodorchid]

in a show of 'ugh... stretching' solidarity, i stretched after my workout too

not that that helps you any

[Gay Panda]

Day Five of Gay Panda's 30-Day Challenge

I aggravated a nasty old whiplash injury last night, so I'm on heavy-duty pain medication and too gorked to be on my computer for long. I should be back in a few days with posts, but will try to keep up as much of the challenge as I can.

A: Read. The winds did not appear in these four pages, disappointing me greatly. Instead, a dog bared his nasty fangs. Since you never hear of a dog baring his friendly fangs, I wonder if the adjective 'nasty' is truly necessary to convey the mood of the scene. CHECK.

B: Exercise. Didn't have to today, which is good, because I'm in too much pain anyway.

C: Agents. Finally, I have a legitimate excuse. Instead I watched/slept through two hours of Glee and four Daily Shows.

D: Floss. If the drugs don't knock me out first, this will get done. PREMATURE CHECK.

Hope all of you are doing well!

[Griffin]

Best Wishes to Painful Panda!

[Primal Barbie]

Yay! We can ALWAYS use more fabulous primals!

[beachrat]

The winds did not appear in these four pages, disappointing me greatly. Instead, a dog bared his nasty fangs. Since you never hear of a dog baring his friendly fangs, I wonder if the adjective 'nasty' is truly necessary to convey the mood of the scene.

Hope you feel better soon.

Perhaps the nasty fangs are wearing a tramp stamp, ill-fitting tube top, thong and Daisy Dukes.

[newlifejourney]

I hope you feel better soon...and let us know why your old whiplash injury has been aggravated. My best guesses are 1) Cruciatus is not just all bark and no bite...(or in this instance, all cluck and no peck) did she put up a fight in the transfer? 2) Benign poltergiest pushed you down some stairs 3) you had to do a Matrix style move to avoid poo hurled by the poo hurler 4) Primal kitty coach has not been eating primal herself and the extra weight caused the strain during one of your bicep curls? I must admit, I am curious as to how you hurt yourself. Take care!

[Gay Panda]

newlifejourney, those are all much more exciting reasons than the truth!

This is an old, awful injury I sustained from when I used to work in special ed. A lot of the students in my last year were violent, and my principal had a "the more, the merrier" policy and kept stuffing new kids into my classroom. Teachers and aides were frequently injured (some permanently).

Sometimes I sleep in a bad position or use the wrong pillow and knock everything seriously out of whack, which is what happened the other night. The pain isn't quite as bad today, so I'm hoping that I won't need any more drugs by tomorrow. Then I can get back to my regularly scheduled programming.

How is primal going for you lately?