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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravyboat View Post
    As someone who's uncommonly good at it but doesn't like doing it, I can relate. It is boring. The only good thing about it is the confirmation that I'm awesome at it. And it especially sucks when you are going to town mindlessly with your jaw half falling off and thinking to yourself "Damnit, this dude's going to be so worn out after this that I'm gonna get absolutely nothing in return. Fuck you, dude."
    Sorry...
    I cannot relate.
    Fellatio is like lady super-Viagra in my world.
    Dear sweet husband has been with me for almost 15 years and he still gets down town service more often than nearly every guy he knows... including the young guys who are dating.
    (*Note being really sick this past year has slowed me down some... and I feel bad, but he understands.)
    I have enthusiasm for giving, I like to see that reflected in the ladies in movies.
    She never even got enough of it in her mouth to make choking and option.
    Like licking an ice cream cone is maybe a better analogy.

    I'll add that Kardashian seemed just as bored with the sex. Kinda just laid there and took it while trying to look sexy at the camera in full photoshoot type make-up... which never managed to get even a little mussed. Bleh. Participation is good.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    I don't know if I'm any good, but I enjoy doing it. I can't deep throat though. Oh well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Bleh. Participation is good.
    Well I agree with this, at least!

    My lady-viagra is decidedly different. As I recently told a friend, it's not good sex unless I feel like I'm wrestling a bear. Like... hairy, sweaty, vigorous grappling at full muscular strength, no holds barred. Roaring and growling are acceptable. Teeth and nails are good to go. I find anything less intense than this to be painfully boring.

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    I'm so, so sorry Gay Panda. I took your journal to a very bad place (I've never seen the movie in question); I was just trying to stay up late with the cool kids. In the interests of full disclosure, I'm known, affectionately, as a pillow princess so my technique is not often up for discussion - luckily for me SO (male) is a giver. Meanwhile, if anyone does know what naughtiness led to the banning of our favourite force of absolute evil, please have pity on me and let me know.

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    Pray tell, what is a pillow princess?

    I haven't had the pleasure of "receiving very much."

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    oh, never mind. urban dictionary is awesome. is there a male version of "pillow princess?"

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    I've done some epic receiving... from both sides of the fence... but I'm a giver at heart. <3

    Yeah... we are taking the PG rating right out of GP Land again aren't we...
    Back to more appropriate FABULOUS content?
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Well, while my journal took a walk on the seedy side today, I made it to 70,000 words. In 26 days. Go, book, go!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    I haven't had the pleasure of "receiving very much."
    Me neither. I have had the (dis)pleasure of being with guys who a) weren't into it very much and 2) weren't very good at it when they did make the effort.

    Also, the knowledge that they're going downtown just to shut you up.... not a big turn on. You kinda want a guy to bury himself down there and treat you like the best ice-cream he ever ate. Kinda how I feel about fellatio, "lady-viagra" is the perfect term for it.

    Anyway......

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Back to more appropriate FABULOUS content?
    That. Is. Freaking. Hilarious.
    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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