“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.
FW the film director: Ladies, you just aren't selling it. Try AGAIN! Take five!
Fellinigans Wake: the cinematic version of Joyce's Wake done in the style of Fellini, but the only two characters being women mud wrestling. Plus we can CGI in some aliens attacking for the Michael Bay demographic, and maybe do a cut to a shot of paint drying for Twilight fans who miss Kristen Stewart's acting.
We'll all be rich.