Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 397

[cori93437]

Just take Debauchery with you on the boat! (S)He's way cooler!

Debauchery was at my house Sat and Sunday ... she made me eat big wedges of chocolate ganache covered cheesecake, and LIKE it! I do LOVE that Debauchery.

You just keep going Panda... you can dooooo eeeeeeeeeett!

[sidewinder]

Whew! Just spent the last couple weeks of spare work moments reading this whole thing. There were a lot of spare moments. I'm in the thumb twiddling phase of the fiscal year as I wait...and wait...and wait for information from another department whose head maybe be a relative of Mr. Magazine Time.

On one hand, I'm sad that I now have to wait for new posts. Although I hear bloodorchid has boobies in her journal. How promising! On the other hand, being on a different time/space continuum from Panda meant whenever Panda had a craving, I had a craving. But mine hit at an accelerated pace. When GP wanted potatoes in February, I wanted them (and bought & consumed them) last week. When GP mentioned beer, I bought a couple six-packs over the weekend (still 3 left). There were also pizza indiscretions (today). Debauchery's twizzler lasso has been so busy here! Perhaps now that I'm caught up, my misbehaving will get back under control and I can shed these few pounds that have found their way back to my midsection.

[jenn26point2]

It's good to proofread and edit your posts in Panda's world. As a writer, Panda might get upset (I hear Panda is easily swayed with mashed taters though, so you should be ok).

Cori, that is the funniest thing I have seen all week!!

[Saoirse]

okay, i've been in the dark too long. who is Debauchery and how can i get her to randomly show up at my house with ganache-covered cheesecake?

[drssgchic]

You haven't met Debauchery?

OMG HOW DID YOU MISS HER TWIZZLER-LASSOOING ALL THE CHOCOLATE INTO PANDA'S CART!!!!!!

She's been making housecalls to me, too. Without the ganache. The wench.

[cori93437]

The story of ganache covered cheesecake is over in my journal... Debauchery made me do it, AND gloat/be snarky a bit about it as well.
She is my kinda girl!

Since you obviously haven't read ALL of nearly 400 pages of Gay Panda's journal... just type 'Debauchery' into the forum search for a crash course in awesome non-Primal promoting fairy-ness.

[Saoirse]

maybe tonight i'll catch up.

[Gay Panda]

Word Count: 25,002!!!

Take THAT, Lady Friend! You will not stop me from achieving my completely pointless goal of a NaNoWriMo summer!! If I get through 2,500 words on Friday and on Saturday, I don't have to write a word on Sunday and can drink margaritas with impunity while yelling at the fish to escape everyone's hooks. It's a trap!!!

And in whatever state I find myself on Monday, I can return to the puny 2,000 word daily goal.

[Gay Panda]

I'm in the thumb twiddling phase of the fiscal year as I wait...and wait...and wait for information from another department whose head maybe be a relative of Mr. Magazine Time.

NOOOOOOO! I'm sorry you have his relative there! I was worried that I'd run into him at the tractor pull last week. Every time I see him, I want to scream why do you make six times what I made at that company when you do one-sixth the work?!??!

[Gay Panda]

Edit: one-sixth is being generous. Taking pictures of the inventory and making a YouTube video out of them is not work.