Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 393

[bloodorchid]

i feel sorry for those babies

maybe a call to child protection in cali from tn wouldn't be considered crazy

'no ma'am i do not believe those children are in a safe environment, yes i do know you've had people visit her about that, no i do not think you should have left them there...... no i live in another state, why?'

[Gay Panda]

Obviously, I'm not working very hard today.

Highlights from a recent Octomom interview (which I read so you didn't have to - you're welcome):

1. She wants to try a reality show, but she's never wanted to be in the entertainment industry.
2. "My mind is that of a child." (Oh, duckie. I think that is the most honest thing I have ever heard you say.)
3. Because men can't have babies themselves, many of them hate Octomom because she can. (Um...)
4. If she hadn't been catapulted into the public eye, she'd be getting a Ph.D. right now. (With 14 kids under age 11?)
5. Why don't people get that she is just a regular, struggling mom who wants the best for her kids? (Why, Valhalla? WHY?)

[bloodorchid]

just like she did porn to help her with her intimacy issues *sage nodnodnod*

and does gigs at strip joints

and will most likely be riding that pony (ie; penis) full on soon enough because she has more intimacy issues

[jenn26point2]

just like she did porn to help her with her intimacy issues *sage nodnodnod*

and does gigs at strip joints

and will most likely be riding that pony (ie; penis) full on soon enough because she has more intimacy issues

Yeah, what she said!

[Gay Panda]

3. Because men can't have babies themselves, many of them hate Octomom because she can.

I think this one fascinates me the most. In the impossibly tangled silver Christmas tree garland of her neural pathways, she has linked male anger to womb envy. Where is Freud when we need him? So then to what does she attribute female anger?

[bloodorchid]

jealousy over her bodacious knockers!

[Gay Panda]

jealousy over her bodacious knockers!

All right, female readers of FABULOUS, raise your virtual hands if you are jealous of Octomom's 'bodacious knockers'!!!

[Gay Panda]

And male readers of FABULOUS, do the same if you have Octomom-related womb envy!!!

[cori93437]

All right, female readers of FABULOUS, raise your virtual hands if you are jealous of Octomom's 'bodacious knockers'!!!

Umm, no.

But I do have penis envy.
I think that is a different subject though...
I wanna write my name in the sand dammit!
And NEVER have to contemplate backing into hover mode inside a public toilet or porta-john again!

[Tala Mosi]

Lest anyone suggest that I have simply not found the right exercise, let me stop you right there. I have tried aerobics, water aerobics, regular yoga, affirmation yoga, Super Power yoga, volleyball, baseball, softball, soccer, walking, dog walking, power walking, jogging, running, sprinting, weightlifting, swimming, football, basketball, ballet, tap, ballroom, bowling, cliff climbing, Pogo sticks, hiking, judo, ju-jitsu, skateboarding, biking, stationary biking, jump roping, shotput, tennis, gardening, and pillow fights. The only exercises in my life that I found remotely rewarding were hurling javelins and smacking the most obnoxious of the Sticky Panda Siblings on his ass with my beloved plastic knight’s sword. It delivered a viciously stinging slap, had a fantastically etched guard and the most delicate apple of a pommel, and it came in a gold scabbard.

Thanks be to all that exists!! There is someone else in the world who holds exercise to the low level of esteem that I've always felt was its rightful place in the hierarchy of what other people think I should be doing with my time.