* pause for un-PC moment *
Up yours, civic duty!!! My books aren't going to write themselves!!!
* return to PC *
It is a delight and an honor to be part of this great judicial system.
I too live in Jammies...
I often get out of bed, shower, and put on fresh clean jammies for the day.
I'm particularly fond of really nice soft, smooth, 100% cotton jammie pants.
And white cotton v-neck mens undershirts.
(Fuzzies are relegated to Dec, Jan, Feb... because it's HOT here.)
It's a semi-charmed kind of life.
I ONLY put on 'REAL clothes' if husband is having company stop by or I'm leaving the house.
So ... I might have jeans and a t-shirt on for part of Fri, Sat, Sun... and at very limited random other times.
I have an instant out for Jury Duty...
Me sure, I'd LOVE to be on the jury... I'm married to a deputy!
And they dismiss me!
“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.
Of course I did get to spend twenty minutes sitting by Mrs. Crazy Pants in the juror waiting area. Did you know that she forgot her purse in a restaurant the other day? She ran back in there so fast!!! Did you know that she spent six hours yesterday waiting for her car to get fixed? Six!!! And then she read the signs on the wall OUT LOUD, concerned that someone among us might not be literate.
But I'm confused. I thought it was supposed to be a jury of one's peers. But Panda has no peers.
"A jury of one's peers." That's why the female engineer has never gotten selected for a case.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
You people and your jammies. Naked 4 lyfe, y'all~
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my primal journal:
gay panda, i may have a somewhat of a kindava solution for your potatoes woes.......
half potatoes, half cauliflower, all deliciousness
debauchery doesn't even have to know!
yeah you are
Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.
I will always be summoned but will likely never be selected to serve in a jury of one's peers b/c I have a college degree in criminology, emphasizing in law enforcement... wanted to be a narcotics enforcement officer but future and children with hubby dictated otherwise.
Primal since March 5, 2012
SW: 221 | CW: 182 | LPW: 166 | UGW: 140 (80 lbs loss)