Oh... I didn't even get into my Reef fish.
I have a pair of Ocellaris Clowns named Mac and Cheese (the female is larger, thus the 'big Cheese) Both 9y/o!
I have a Royal Gramma named Fuckweasel (Fuchsia=fuckweasel color).
A pair of Ocellated Dragonets named Birdee and Justin (Hope Floats... because they are like cute little sparrow fishes).
A Yellow Watchman Goby named Mr. Manhattan... this one is obvious right. Also 9!
And a little Bicolored Blenny(my newest addition) named Mr. Peepers... he has little antennas and BIG eyes up high on his head... and inspires me to sing "jeepers, creepers, where's you get those peepers..."
Stupid, a yellow tailed blue damsel, lives forever in quarantine/purgatory to keep the biological activity alive and well.
And I just added a Smith's Fang Blenny to quarantine... he has to stay there a couple of months to be certified free of pests and disease before moving into the big tank... he will earn a name about the time he makes to through his time in purgatory and earns his soul.
I also have a 9y/o snail named Gary in there...