Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 360

[Gay Panda]

Zdravstvujtye, kuda Bbl idoiiche? NPRMO NACHOS.

[drssgchic]

Was that Russian for iodine and nachos?

[jenn26point2]

Google translate does not recognize. Tried to say it was Czech, but couldn't translate. Didn't like it in Russian either... except it picked up Welcome to when I asked it to translate Russian to English.

[Finnegans Wake]

Kwinky-dentally enough, I was playing with Google translate this morning in an email to Mrs. Finny. I had an email all ready to roll, then took the text and translated it to Japanese, then to Russian, then to Danish, then to Filipino, and back to English, or better yet, Engrish. "Transpired" became "sun sweat," and everything was twisted most hilariously. I signed the email "Mr. Exquisite," which GT turned into "Mr. Fix."

[Gay Panda]

That's because I had two months of Russian when I was fourteen and don't remember anything except how to say Hello! Where are you going? No clue on the spelling.

[jes1014]

Elizabeth Bathory and dear old Vlad would have made a stellar couple

My grandmother paid to have our "old world" genealogy done and it said that we are related to Bathory ...

[Gay Panda]

In a world where every life is for sale at the right price, one man says no. Born in waves and fire upon an Imperialite slave ship, raised by gay mermaids beneath the waters and thrown to land in a tsunami, young Nacho will take a stand against the forces of darkness. Wielding a staff and a ‘70s porn ‘stache, he will show the Imperialites the strength of the human spirit. And the power of love.

NACHO, now in a theater near you.

[drssgchic]

Holy crap- I got it right?!

*pats self on head indulgently*

[drssgchic]

In a world where every life is for sale at the right price, one man says no. Born in waves and fire upon an Imperialite slave ship, raised by gay mermaids beneath the waters and thrown to land in a tsunami, young Nacho will take a stand against the forces of darkness. Wielding a staff and a ‘70s porn ‘stache, he will show the Imperialites the strength of the human spirit. And the power of love.

NACHO, now in a theater near you.

Send that to Hollywood STAT! You'll be a gazillionare in minutes!

(I wish I were totally being sarcastic)

[jenn26point2]

In a world where every life is for sale at the right price, one man says no. Born in waves and fire upon an Imperialite slave ship, raised by gay mermaids beneath the waters and thrown to land in a tsunami, young Nacho will take a stand against the forces of darkness. Wielding a staff and a ‘70s porn ‘stache, he will show the Imperialites the strength of the human spirit. And the power of love.

NACHO, now in a theater near you.

Now how, may I ask, would a gay mermaid participate in her gay activities?