That makes sense, or as much sense as I can discern from having watched a few minutes of one of the Twilight flicks. It's also a great template for writing this kind of flimsy trash.
Originally Posted by Gay Panda
I imagine Twilight as sort of being a much more extended and exasperating version of this:
Prince 'Erbert (in a dress and wig): Oh, woe is me, me life is dreadfully boring, and I'm the reason it's so boring.
Edward the Vamp: Hi, I have fangs.
Jake the Dawg: Me too!
Ed: But I can stare dreamily into your eyes for hours!
Jackal: And I can run around without a shirt on!
Erbert: Ohhh, you're bofe so scrumptious, what's a girl to do?
Ed: Pick me! We're going to have a big vampires versus the pooches showdown and we're loaded with arsenic doggie treats.
Jackal: No, pick me! I stand for all that is right and just and good in the world, and even my dogfarts will kill a vampire.
Erbert: All roight venn... Ed it is! NO! Wait, Jackal! No, Ed, Ed, I really mean it viss time...
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