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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    We'll have to check your underwear too, ma'am, you know about all these underwear bombers we got going around.
    I wonder if a suicide bomber bothers with clean underwear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NourishedEm View Post
    I wonder if a suicide bomber bothers with clean underwear?
    Well I would, ya know, since they're going to be with all those virgins and what-not.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    Well I would, ya know, since they're going to be with all those virgins and what-not.
    Yes, I guess you would attract more virgins that way and it is less mortifying if you get caught before you go off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles67 View Post
    Yes, I guess you would attract more virgins that way and it is less mortifying if you get caught before you go off.
    I'm guessing that if you get arrested while wearing an explosive vest, your underwear ain't staying clean for long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles67 View Post
    Yes, I guess you would attract more virgins that way and it is less mortifying if you get caught before you go off.
    Nah, I think you get 72 virgins regardless of the status of your undershorts. I think I would make a pretty crappy suicide bomber, since I would want my teacher to explain why he wants me to do it, but he's not going to do it himself. And 72 virgins? Really? What happens after you've had sex with them all? Then they want you to sweep the floors and help do dishes, and mow the grass, and do the laundry, etc...72 womens would be hard to deal with, yo.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    Nah, I think you get 72 virgins regardless of the status of your undershorts. I think I would make a pretty crappy suicide bomber, since I would want my teacher to explain why he wants me to do it, but he's not going to do it himself. And 72 virgins? Really? What happens after you've had sex with them all? Then they want you to sweep the floors and help do dishes, and mow the grass, and do the laundry, etc...72 womens would be hard to deal with, yo.
    Gotta read the fine print. You get 72 virgins.

    You aren't allowed to screw them, though. They're virgins in perpetuity.

    Right now there's a lotta angry dead suicide bombers. I have been screwed! And it is not in the manner that I was led to believe!

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    This is Valhalla- or whatever. The virginness regenerates overnight.

    How annoying would that be? "This is how you do that. I've shown you that for the last 35 nights."
    Wide-eyed innocence. "But I've never *giggle* seen one of those before!"
    *aggrived sigh* "Just bend over, ok?"
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    Whoa, they sneaked that in there. That's like the guy at the end of a commercial that talks so fast you can't understand what he says...I think aspiring terrorists everywhere should know this!
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    I've never really understood the fascination with virgins. Is piercing a hymen really that satisfying cos you know they ain't got no skills.

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