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    did you know some strippers pick money up with their bits and pieces?
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    i have heard about all sorts of funny places that money has been, once by my adult boss when i was just a girl of 16. "there was this one girl, she didn't look much older than you. there was no way she was 18" he said with a smirk. *shudders* and yet, for some strange reason it doesn't bother me to touch it and then not wash my hands before eating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    did you know some strippers pick money up with their bits and pieces?
    Ohhhhh... that's downright sweet compared to what I hear from Jail/Corrections employees.
    Two words: Cavity Searches.
    Gender is not really an issue... though it's most common for the crack whores to put their Pimp's drug roll up in there. And drugs.
    And phones too. Yes, cell phones up in there.

    Yeah. I don't touch money. Or second hand cell phones...
    And for those times when I do end up with cash... If I can't simply look at husband with pleading eyes so that he will stick his hand out and take it for me... I carry sani-wipes in my purse, and WASH the cash as soon as I get it home.
    But I won't sink wash it (too much cash to hand contact)... I first spray it with Lysol, then run it in a load of laundry.

    PLASTIC money cards are proof that there is a Valhalla!
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    And because I feel at least a bit HORRIBLE for sharing that information with my favorite OCD Panda...
    I offer up Toxic, only better as an apology...
    (with added 'rainy day mood' because it is monsoon season in this corner of bamboo forest)
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    i read cops doing cavity searches have women cough cause the muscle contraction pushes everything out

    in the context of our current discussion, i am imagining cell phones and money wads and lipstick shooting out and i am amused
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Having seen what Thai strippers can do with ping pong balls, I'm having no trouble imagining that either.

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    Thanks Cori, you've given me a whole new category of things to be stressed about.:P
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    The only way to combat stripper money germs is to ingest alcohol to purge your insides of bacteria. Plus, with the strip clubs around here, it helps to not be able to see the girls too well.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    OMG OMG I never knew all this! The mind boggles!

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    Oh, you'll learn stuff here that you will never find anywhere else.
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