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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    UGH!!! I actually haven't read the book; it's being debated on Lady Friend's Facebook page and I'm just following that.

    How would I improve it? Oh, duckling. I'd just add IODINE.
    Dammit. Stole my post before I could get there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
    Dammit. Stole my post before I could get there...
    You can add in coconut oil!

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    Let's see how this will go: later tonight when the cavewoman comes home I hand her a note and tell her to read it....it says:
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    That's MISTRESS! You do not look me in the eye, you do not dare to ASK me for things, I give you what you deserve... nothing more.
    Look only at my boots.
    I walked across Poo Hurlers driveway in my boots... You are no better than them.
    Now, kiss them. *thoughtful pause*
    Kinky FTW!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    gay panda, how will you improve the scene where he removes her tampon, tosses it in the toilet and then commences with the sexy sex?

    because that's a pretty erotically hot scene
    You know... as a woman I have serious logistical issues with the idea of that scene. KWIM.
    E. L. James is a woman... and any woman knows that one does not always simply remove a tampon.
    How does the dude know how long ago it was applied. Because if it was recent... it's taking her spleen with it and sexy fun times are NOT ensuing.

    A lady should know better! Duh!
    I think E.L. James being a woman may be a sales thing... how would women receive this series if it were written by a Grizz???
    They would call it perverted trash is how! Perception! Just sayn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    ... how would women receive this series if it were written by a Grizz???
    Subliminal notions embedded in the text would instantly and miraculously allow women to suspend infinite degrees of incredulity.

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    I used to know a Romance writer when I lived in the US, He was 6'3" Balding, about 300+ lbs & in his early 50's.. Nice guy but Not exactly what you envision writing romance novels supposedly written by a woman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
    Subliminal notions embedded in the text would instantly and miraculously allow women to suspend infinite degrees of incredulity.
    OMG.... I'm seriously laughin my butt off.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    OMG.... I'm seriously laughin my butt off.
    FW has been on a roll lately...I have got to get some iodine, I'm craving it now for some reason.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    FW has been on a roll lately...I have got to get some iodine, I'm craving it now for some reason.
    Amazon!com... just like everything else in the world.
    Strange but true... I'm using the Kent Marine Lugol's I have...
    I looked it up and it's fine to use. It's a 5% Iodine/10% Iodide solution.
    It costs a lot less than the other stuff.
    Probably free 'super saver shipping' ... order some Brazil nuts for selenium while you are there... TASTY!
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    how will you improve the scene where he removes her tampon, tosses it in the toilet and then commences with the sexy sex?
    I would also correct the scene so that he disposes of her tampon in the trash.

    Clogged pipes = not sexy

    But apparently he's a devil-may-care character. To the can with you!

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