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Thread: Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigi View Post
    Oh, Sweet Valhalla, you people!! I leave you alone with this thread for less than 24 hours, trusting you'll behave yourselves, and I come back to find over 133 new posts filled with truly mind-boggling shenanigans!
    i'm sorry, sigi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tala Mosi View Post
    lmao. What would you do if you found that complex?

    <visions of the coyote catching the road runner bouncing around in my brain>
    Hey, what I would do with it is between me and the madame...
    *edit: my answer should have been "whatever the madame wishes".
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    ***Wonders off to her bedroom to see if she can find appropriate boots.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    * writes Fifty Shades of Panda *

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    ***Wonders off to her bedroom to see if she can find appropriate boots.
    OHHHHHH....do a thoughtful pause when you get there, please madam.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    gay panda, how will you improve the scene where he removes her tampon, tosses it in the toilet and then commences with the sexy sex?

    because that's a pretty erotically hot scene
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jes1014 View Post
    His entry: Some penguins can glow.

    Apparently, the penguin zombie army can do more than just sparkle and they are trying to recruit the younger set!
    LOL. Those devious zombie penguins!!! Is there nothing to which they will not stoop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    gay panda, how will you improve the scene where he removes her tampon, tosses it in the toilet and then commences with the sexy sex?

    because that's a pretty erotically hot scene
    UGH!!! I actually haven't read the book; it's being debated on Lady Friend's Facebook page and I'm just following that.

    How would I improve it? Oh, duckling. I'd just add IODINE.

    * for a friendly nether region tingle

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenn26point2 View Post
    Check the crafts aisle. That's where I found the cheese cloth last night for making ghee...
    Yeah, walgreen's doesn't have it either. They looked at me funny...actually, the pharm tech was this chick i used to work with ages ago, she had quite the crush on me and wasn't too afraid to tell me so, ahh, coulda woulda shoulda...
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    OHHHHHH....do a thoughtful pause when you get there, please madam.
    That's MISTRESS! You do not look me in the eye, you do not dare to ASK me for things, I give you what you deserve... nothing more.
    Look only at my boots.
    I walked across Poo Hurlers driveway in my boots... You are no better than them.
    Now, kiss them. *thoughtful pause*
    Last edited by cori93437; 06-01-2012 at 01:02 PM.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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