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Thread: Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owly View Post
    Grizz was also trying to figure out how a woman might be able to get iodine into her uterus. I wish I was making this up.

    Seriously, I don't know how people end up diving so far off the alternative health deep end. I mean, okay, try taking some vitamins, but really, there has to be a point where the alarm bells go off on your bullsh*t detector.
    he's married

    he said he's 69 and she's 65

    he has teh intarwebz

    how could anyone who has played with a vagine not know how to get something in there?
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    All right, we need a palate cleanser. Someone post a picture of boobs or fuzzy kittens.

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    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Helpful, but I'm still thinking of bloodorchid's iodine enema and the ensuing anal worm expulsion. Bring out the big guns, people!!!

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    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quick, someone get Saoire a bottle of wine so she'll post some photos for Panda.

    (I'm entirely too shy to post photos of my own boobs on the interweb, but I'm totally okay with encouraging others to do so.)
    “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    You win. I am practically falling off my chair with squee.
    “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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    saoirse, we need your boobs!!!

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    You asked for the big guns: Nothing cuter than me!

    Besides, it shows boobies!
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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