Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 299

[Gay Panda]

Kitty had thirteen happy years after that, full of food and petting and soft places to sleep, and when he was an old man and Lady Friend smashed her knee apart, he sat on her chest and purred after the first surgery. He meant it to be comforting, but by then he was almost twenty pounds.

[jenn26point2]

After I gave up on dorm life, I moved in with two friends and one of the friend's fiance. It started out like a nightly slumber party and then ended badly. We don't speak anymore and it saddens me. I have tried contacting both friends via facebook. One I cannot find and the other ignores my friend requests.

[Saoirse]

Kitty had thirteen happy years after that, full of food and petting and soft places to sleep, and when he was an old man and Lady Friend smashed her knee apart, he sat on her chest and purred after the first surgery. He meant it to be comforting, but by then he was almost twenty pounds.

awww...

our kitty was rescued from a stressed out house with a pom and other cats. we were warned that she constantly messed everywhere. turns out, it was one of the other cats, because she has been an angel as far as bathroom habits go. she's very shy, but likes to cuddle with me when the kids have gone to sleep. she used to sleep on my newborns, which was fine because she weighs all of 4 lbs.

[Gay Panda]

I got shoved in Honors English courses in college due to my ACT score in English and that was a lot of poetry analysis crap that I didn't go for. Professor:"So the poem is talking about a tree, what does that say to you?" Me:"Dude likes trees".

Yeah, this is my level of poetry analysis, too. I don't care what the tree stands for. I don't want to talk about the feelings it evoked within me. (Especially when the feelings are bewilderment and boredom.) GIVE ME A STORY!!!

[Gay Panda]

On a side note, sometimes I read the iodine thread and I want to weep. And cease taking iodine.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

On a side note, sometimes I read the iodine thread and I want to weep. And cease taking iodine.

Well, I'm thinking about purchasing some iodine, but I need to wait until my wife gets home from her trip just in case I turn into a raving mad sex fiend. I'm wondering, but I bathe in it or just paint it on my junk with a paintbrush?

[Gay Panda]

What I really struggle with on that thread is the constant cry of CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY!!! Like every morning, doctors in hospitals around the world gather together under the buzzing fluorescent lights of their meeting rooms to discuss current cases and giggle at how they pull the wool over the eyes of their cancer patients by refusing to recommend iodine. This idea that all doctors are psychopaths denying a cure to pad their paychecks is offensive.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

What I really struggle with on that thread is the constant cry of CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY!!! Like every morning, doctors in hospitals around the world gather together under the buzzing fluorescent lights of their meeting rooms to discuss current cases and giggle at how they pull the wool over the eyes of their cancer patients by refusing to recommend iodine. This idea that all doctors are psychopaths denying a cure to pad their paychecks is offensive.

Yeah, I can see that. It gets old pretty fast. Now, paintbrush or bath?

[drssgchic]

*Mrs. Booter walks in to see Booter with dropped traus and a paintbrush*

"It's ok, honey, I'm just fighting the conspiracy!"

[canio6]

Yeah, I can see that. It gets old pretty fast. Now, paintbrush or bath?

I can't remember the old comedy show...In Living Color maybe...but this reminded me of that

Iodine...I want to dip my balls in it!

and I can't take anything recommended by a certain way too enthusiastic poster. Seriously, if the dude recommended I eat eggs I would stop eating them.