This would be Gaylord Pandapants after:
B) Penguin Zombie Apocalypse
C) Walking FAIL
Of course there's no Wi-Fi in Wisconsin, it's nothing but igloos and zombie penguins!!! Don't you keep up with the world? Gay Panda does. Why don't you just take me to the Bermuda Triangle and shove me in? I might have a better chance of coming home alive.