Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 274

[drssgchic]

There are a lot of things I aganize over how honest I should be (usually it's not totally) but that isn't one of them. After all, I am going to have that ID for so long that at some point it's bound to be accurate, right?

They didn't just quote me. They went digging for that one. It's been a loooong time since we talked about weights on licenses!

[Gay Panda]

Thanks for explaining that one, I couldn't figure it out! Usually the spam steals from the first two pages, not buried well into the journal.

[Owly]

You and everyone else. The story was good. It was nicely done historical fiction. It was just crappy sci-fi. Seriously Connie, cell phones. (yeah, I am a little stuck on that point )

You remind me of my dad insisting repeatedly at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring that the melting point of gold is such-and-such and therefore the whole "go to Mordor to melt it" thing is silly. I kept hissing at him that it's a @#$%! magic ring and he needs some suspension of disbelief.

This is why I don't watch fantasy movies with my dad any more.

[Saoirse]

lol. IT'S MAGIC GOLD, DAD!!

[drssgchic]

You remind me of my dad insisting repeatedly at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring that the melting point of gold is such-and-such and therefore the whole "go to Mordor to melt it" thing is silly. I kept hissing at him that it's a @#$%! magic ring and he needs some suspension of disbelief.

This is why I don't watch fantasy movies with my dad any more.

My dad laughed so hard at The Day After Tomorrow you'd've thought it was a comedy. "That's impossible, that's impossible, really, people believe this?"

It's a crappy Sci-Fi movie, Dad. Just roll with it.

Oh yeah, and, yes, some people do believe it.

[Gay Panda]

Well, I WOULD post more, Tiffany239Troll, but SOMEONE is making me take a vacation!

[Lady Friend]

Cliche That REALLY makes me nuts:

Noble one-note knight T'or Havallathar can't take down the Evil (Wizard/God/Dragon) without the Six Golden Rings of Hai' Alllahazzattttfffurgen, which have been scattered over the world. Will he find them all before the Land of B'a'r'e'i don' Eye falls into a storm of darkness?

Yes, I guarantee he will. And he'll have a plucky talking animal friend, and a sexy princess to help.

Hahahahahaha! It's funny, 'cause it's true!

[Lady Friend]

My dad laughed so hard at The Day After Tomorrow you'd've thought it was a comedy. "That's impossible, that's impossible, really, people believe this?"

It's a crappy Sci-Fi movie, Dad. Just roll with it.

Oh yeah, and, yes, some people do believe it.

In fairness, I laughed at that one, too, since it was so crappy that said belief was not suspended.

[Gay Panda]

You SEE, Lady Friend?! You SEE what we're risking?! How can you do this to me???

[Lady Friend]

REMORSE: We need it. I don’t want to take a vacation. Damn Lady Friend! We’re trying to write a book here, and we’re not going to finish in time. This means we’re leaving the young noblewoman stranded between the lusty stable boy and the rich dude for a whole week while we run for our lives from psychotic penguins. What if we don’t make it, Lady Friend? What if we don’t survive this vacation? The book will never be resolved, and that will be on your shoulders all your life. Can you live with the guilt? I couldn’t.

Yes, because it's not like GP won't have access to the internet or anything since WiFi doesn't exist in Wisconsin. All weekend at my conference, GP is going to sit in GP's hotel room with WiFi and bitch on MDA. You just watch.

And I COULD see the Fairies flying around GP's head. Seriously.