The princess/ heroine/ female lead character that has to be rescued every 5 seconds and never learned to fight.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
Well of course the Fair maiden chooses the stable boy.. only to find out to lat that the stable boy & Rich Landowner have been having a passionat affair and have sold the farm and immigrated to a nudist coliny in the artic to live among the penguins.. wich incedently have recently contacted a nasty virus that is zombiefying the lot... Yeah my storys never end pretty....
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Cliche That REALLY makes me nuts:
Noble one-note knight T'or Havallathar can't take down the Evil (Wizard/God/Dragon) without the Six Golden Rings of Hai' Alllahazzattttfffurgen, which have been scattered over the world. Will he find them all before the Land of B'a'r'e'i don' Eye falls into a storm of darkness?
Yes, I guarantee he will. And he'll have a plucky talking animal friend, and a sexy princess to help.