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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Obviously the stable boy who is actually a prince in disguise or something. duh.
    Oh, duckling, I am a better writer than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Obviously the stable boy who is actually a prince in disguise or something. duh.
    No, the stable boy just bought the winning Powerball ticket while thinking of the fair maiden. Neither knows he's about to win 457 million dollars, which strangely enough, is exactly what the evil landowner is asking for his farm (after taxes of course)!

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    Ooh, cliche game!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Ooh, cliche game!!!
    Whatever, GP, shit sells.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    Whatever, GP, shit sells.
    This is true. Though now a days the stable boy is probably a vampire.

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    Oh, duckling, I am a better writer than that.
    This I do not doubt.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Name the Science Fiction or Fantasy Cliche that Bugs You Half to Death!

    Let's see . . . the second I hear about yet another farmerboy/shepherd/orphan who needs to "fulfill his destiny" my brain shuts down.

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    You're right, shit does sell. But I'm not going to write it.

    Having failed at a career is somewhat liberating. I'll just write whatever the hell I want and it doesn't matter.

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    The princess/ heroine/ female lead character that has to be rescued every 5 seconds and never learned to fight.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Well of course the Fair maiden chooses the stable boy.. only to find out to lat that the stable boy & Rich Landowner have been having a passionat affair and have sold the farm and immigrated to a nudist coliny in the artic to live among the penguins.. wich incedently have recently contacted a nasty virus that is zombiefying the lot... Yeah my storys never end pretty....
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    Cliche That REALLY makes me nuts:

    Noble one-note knight T'or Havallathar can't take down the Evil (Wizard/God/Dragon) without the Six Golden Rings of Hai' Alllahazzattttfffurgen, which have been scattered over the world. Will he find them all before the Land of B'a'r'e'i don' Eye falls into a storm of darkness?

    Yes, I guarantee he will. And he'll have a plucky talking animal friend, and a sexy princess to help.

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