As you know, we are not satisfied with your performance as Life Partner and have warned you of the possibility that we will be forced to terminate your employment should conditions not improve. Due to recent regrettable events in the capacity of Emotional Support, and compounded by an extensive history of the same, we are further convinced that you are not going to be able to show the improvements necessary to be successful in this line of work.
We would like to offer you the option of resigning from your position effective immediately. However, if you do not accept this offer, we will terminate your employment for cause. Please contact Gay Panda before 5pm today to advise of your decision.