Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 178

[naiadknight]

*Adds to the peer pressure*
Please, Gay Panda. Pretty please? I wanna see it!

[Gay Panda]

*Truth: After an entire cubhood of D.A.R.E. and Just Say No and This Is Your Brain On Drugs and Officer Scare You Sober and piling into one auditorium after another for skits on the terrible consequences of Naughty Pills and Goof Juice, the very first time in college someone actually did offer Gay Panda something, what was Gay Panda's response?

A: No! I'm high on life.
B: No! Drugs are for losers. You shouldn't take them either.
C: No! I can't do drugs until I can afford rehab at Promises in Malibu. They have tennis courts!
D: Sure!

Well, maybe I shouldn't answer that.

[bloodorchid]

answer is a naively enthusiastic D, for sure. forrrrrrr sure

[Lady Friend]

GAYLORD PANDAPANTS THE THIRD! Just DO it and no more whinging. We want to know or we wouldn't read your journal.

[naiadknight]

Magical Bamboo Forest is in the US (or GP is from the US), Lady Friend is from (or in) the UK. Closer, closer...

[Gay Panda]

NONONO.

Oh, fine. Go over to Pandaloonery tomorrow morning for information and think of me fondly while I am being tortured at the dentist. Gay Panda feels about the dentist the way Windows Vista feels about KIBBLE. GAY PANDA HATES THE DENTIST.

Things that Gay Panda would rather do than go to the dentist:
A: Watch Breaking Dawn Part One a second time.
B: Hug Poo Hurler.
C: Swallow a piece of broccoli.
D: Tell people that I sing along to Ke$ha in the car.
E: Go back in time for an hour of Mrs. Moscow's French II class.
F: Pick my nose in public.
G: Go into the future to watch Breaking Dawn Part Two.
H: Tell my doctor I eat nothing but bacon.
I: Admit to the MDA forums I drank a bottle of soda from CVS yesterday.
J: Admit to the MDA forums I ate two pieces of candy from CVS the day before that.
K: Push the cart at Whole Foods.

[Lady Friend]

NONONO.

Oh, fine. Go over to Pandaloonery tomorrow morning for information and think of me fondly while I am being tortured at the dentist. Gay Panda feels about the dentist the way Windows Vista feels about KIBBLE. GAY PANDA HATES THE DENTIST.

Things that Gay Panda would rather do than go to the dentist:
A: Watch Breaking Dawn Part One a second time.
B: Hug Poo Hurler.
C: Swallow a piece of broccoli.
D: Tell people that I sing along to Ke$ha in the car.
E: Go back in time for an hour of Mrs. Moscow's French II class.
F: Pick my nose in public.
G: Go into the future to watch Breaking Dawn Part Two.
H: Tell my doctor I eat nothing but bacon.
I: Admit to the MDA forums I drank a bottle of soda from CVS yesterday.
J: Admit to the MDA forums I ate two pieces of candy from CVS the day before that.
K: Push the cart at Whole Foods.

You DRANK SODA?!? GP!

Also, mention the short story you wrote called "Grayscale." It's good; it's interesting. There are sci-fi fans on this forum. Duh.

[Gay Panda]

You DRANK SODA?!? GP!

* sneaking out of own journal to hide from Lady Friend *

ssh, everyone, if we're really quiet, she won't notice we're leaving.

[Lady Friend]

Like I won't notice the sudden quiet . . . oh, I see you're playing Season 2 of Downton Abbey for me. Most excellent distraction; off you go then.

[Sigi]

Also, mention the short story you wrote called "Grayscale." It's good; it's interesting. There are sci-fi fans on this forum. Duh.

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