The 'Asian' Squat, or the 'indigenous people' squat or the 'squatting your ass to the ground with your heels still on the ground' squat..
all those work for me...
Hey everyone, what's your favourite alternative to standing when what you're looking at is down low?
Example: when watching a tv which is just above the ground.
I like the crab walk position.
In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.