Though I haven't had it in a while I have fond memories of Spam, the Spam in a can. Fried on white bread w/ mustard or as a side for eggs.
The spam on the forum lately is much less appetizing. Flattering that the web-traffic stats are impressive enough to attract it but also time for your admin worker bees to step up the defense. It will only get worse if nothing's done. Exhibit A would be Craigslist which when not being used to attract murder victims has been spammed to the point of uselessness.
Wheat is the new tobacco. Spread the word.