Silver lining to today: the optometrist called and my frames have arrived! I'm swinging by after work to try them on and ask about the price (assuming I like them). If they're not too unreasonable, I'll order them, but otherwise, I'll take my chances with Coastal.com. Now the question is, can I live without anti-reflective and anti-scratch lenses? I had a pair without those additions once and HATED THEM but that shit's expensive.