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    Looking up videos on Youtube on how to moonwalk. It's been a dream of mine for a long time, but I am so uncoordinated. The floors in our house are not slippery enough. Maybe if I put on the fleece socks...

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    Speaking gamers (in canio's journal) and cats (here)

    deadmau5 ft. Gerard Way - Professional Griefers (Official Video) - YouTube

    Love this song/video right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by namelesswonder View Post
    I don't know, because my gut is so damn broken! Still feeling a bit desperate, I guess.
    If you were my boss and you were constantly degrading me and calling me broken I'd give you a hard time, too.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by namelesswonder View Post
    Speaking gamers (in canio's journal) and cats (here)

    deadmau5 ft. Gerard Way - Professional Griefers (Official Video) - YouTube

    Love this song/video right now.

    Even robot cats are evil!
    That was a great video. Thanks for sharing

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    If you were my boss and you were constantly degrading me and calling me broken I'd give you a hard time, too.
    In this economy guts can't be picky. Now step it up. We have 30 other guts lined up waiting for your job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    In this economy guts can't be picky. Now step it up. We have 30 other guts lined up waiting for your job.
    Oh no my friend, the gut is part of the United Organ and Tissue Workers Union. I'd like to see you try and replace it with one of those guts; it's probably an undocumented organ willing to work for scraps.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    Oh no my friend, the gut is part of the United Organ and Tissue Workers Union. I'd like to see you try and replace it with one of those guts; it's probably an undocumented organ willing to work for scraps.
    Well, I am sad to say that we are closing our digestive system in MA and outsourcing the whole thing to China. You're being replaced by some powdered beetles, a duck spleen, and two pinches of ground rhino horn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Well, I am sad to say that we are closing our digestive system in MA and outsourcing the whole thing to China. You're being replaced by some powdered beetles, a duck spleen, and two pinches of ground rhino horn.
    Well, now she's going to have to retrain her gut again. That Chinese gut/beetle/duck spleen/rhino horn is accustomed to a high carb rice diet. Oh it's going to be a while before she's regular again and I don't have the guts to tell her.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    Oh it's going to be a while before she's regular again and I don't have the guts to tell her.
    I find that hard to swallow. Let me chew this over for a bit and get back with you.

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    I find this entire conversation abdominal.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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