Dead soul: 'Ello, is this the portal to the underworld?
Gatekeeper: Yes, but not for you.
Dead Soul: But I'm late. I was due a few weeks ago. Me carcass is rottin' and I smell like def!
Gatekeeper: The def smell can go, but the carcass has got to wait for the bus.
Dead Soul: Why's 'at?
Gatekeeper: Portal for smells only.
Dead Soul: Fuckin' sucks.
Gatekeeper: Look, the bus'll be here in a few days.
Dead Soul: I thought there was a pleasant little ferry or something?
Gatekeeper: Bus takes you to the ferry. Right across the river Styx. You know 'ell is close when you hear Styx.